His dad said to him, " Just put a potato down your swim trunks and the girls will flock to you like there's no tomorrow." So the kid went to the beach and did as his dad told him, but soon returned home ticked off and dejected. His dad asked him what was wrong. The kid said, " Well, I followed your advice, but everyone at the beach, including all the pretty girls, shooed me away and told me I was disgusting". His dad looked at him and said, " You dumb a-s-s, you were supposed to stick the potato down the FRONT of your trunks!"
2007-03-19 19:27:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol That sounds like a blond teenage boy!Great joke
2007-03-19 21:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke. An oldie but a goodie, as they say.
sf
2007-03-20 02:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by Silver Fox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao... damn! what a goof up....
hahahahahahahaha
very good joke.. thanx for the laugh
2007-03-20 05:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah eww but good
2007-03-20 10:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by annamaria9521 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋