Complicated things to say when you are Drunk:
a) Indubitably
b) Innovative
c) Preliminary
d) Cinnamon
Very difficult things to say when Drunk:
1) Specificity
2) British Constitution
3) Passive-agressive disorder
4) Loquaciousness
5) Transubstantiate
Impossible things to say when you are Drunk:
Thank you; but, no more booze for me tonight!
No, I don't want to have $ex....
No, I can't sing Karaoke tonight.....
Sorry, you aren't my type.......
Good evening officer, What a lovely night!!!!!!
I would hurt myself if I climbed up there.....
I am not 10 feet tall, and bullet proof!!!!!
2007-03-18
21:49:39
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