All categories - 17 March 2007

one day in sunday school the teacher asked "Where is Jesus?" One kid said, " In my heart." Another kid said "Everywhere." Little Johnny said, " In my bathroom." "why do you say that?" the teacher said. Little Johnny replied " Because every morning my dad knocks on the bathroom door and shouts, ’JESUS CHIRST ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?!?"

2007-03-17 20:33:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

please who know mathematic or physic help me its important right result

2007-03-17 20:32:52 · 2 answers · asked by feri 1 in Mathematics

My boyfriend and myself would like to be married, due to a recent heart attack while in county, He's 55 I'm 50, The sheriff has said no, can we be married by phone or by proxy instead?

2007-03-17 20:32:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

So come on - what turns you on ?
And it doesn't have to be just sexual - for example I like to have my two weetabixs covered with cornflakes cover with copious amounts of sugar and fresh milk while watching the news - thinking how many people have died today then and what new bit of political correctness have they come up with now? What is now bad for you or is not environmentally friendly?

Basically while I'm eating by cereal in the mornings I couldn't give a toss! And no that's not an alternative for sex! So what does it for you - what is it that you look forward to with relish - what do you savour - what hits your button - what is it that just takes the edge of reality for you and makes life bearable - or is life a piece of sh.t for you at the moment or it's always been and you wish you'd never been born and you have nothing to look forward to as far as you see?

I would love to get a cross-section please ?

2007-03-17 20:32:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-03-17 20:32:34 · 8 answers · asked by september 2 in Other - Society & Culture

or friends, what would it be?

2007-03-17 20:32:27 · 28 answers · asked by Zhughu 2 in Friends

did i screw up?

2007-03-17 20:32:15 · 21 answers · asked by Timmy 1 in Singles & Dating

i am 5'4 tall and i want 2 b a model, how much should i weigh

2007-03-17 20:32:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-03-17 20:32:01 · 8 answers · asked by hilary 1 in Medicine

I am referring the that clipped, high-pitched tone. Is he just flanging the Christ out of it, or what?

2007-03-17 20:32:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I know....It will be easy for you to say "go study"! but I found a friend who understands my situations a lot but she takes up a lot of my time and I'm a college student taking 18 units. Gosh I know what u'r gonna say but how can I even everything out? Like, she known my whole schedule.

2007-03-17 20:31:59 · 11 answers · asked by Nishu 1 in Friends

2007-03-17 20:31:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 20:31:47 · 13 answers · asked by daisy 1 in Halloween

JAVED AKHTAR

GULZAR

PRASOON JOSHI

2007-03-17 20:31:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I met a guy online almost 6 months ago, and we've been flirting with each other until last January. He was on a business trip and IMed me back wishing me a happy new year AND "a significant other". (He wrote, "I wish you could find a significant other this year.") I asked him if he would like to stay in touch EVEN if I do find my significant other, and he wrote that I COULD take him as an online friend if I like. So we still contact each other, and he's cautioned me about a guy whom he didn't like or trust several times sicne then. 6 days ago I wrote him an e-mail telling him about my mother who's got cancer. The next day I got his reply trying to offer me some advice. I asked if I could write him more about my mother's condition, and he wrote back day before yesterday telling me that I can write him more if it makes me feel better. I think it's really nice of him to show me concerns and to listen to me. I'd like to ask what you think of this guy. Is he just being nice? Thanks a lot.

2007-03-17 20:31:35 · 6 answers · asked by claire d 2 in Friends

2007-03-17 20:31:34 · 6 answers · asked by Gerry 3 in Other - Sports

p²+pq-pr+qr
p²+pq+pr+qr

= p(p+q)-r(p+q)
p(p+q)+r(p+q)

= p-r
p+r

Can you all spot any mistakes i made. its fraction actually but since i can't to the line thingy......Why is it wrong?

2007-03-17 20:31:32 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

How has Terri, Bindi and Bob Irwin overcome adversity?
[eg. Steve's death?]
How did the family overcome the adversity of Steve's death, and if they are still dealing with the hardship of his death, what can help them overcome this?
THANKS heaps! it's for an assignment and im real stuck, love it if you could help me out =]

2007-03-17 20:31:28 · 6 answers · asked by erin_baybee 1 in Media & Journalism

my balls are huge i can't seem to get them in the hole ....have they increased the size of golf balls

2007-03-17 20:31:19 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4 in Polls & Surveys

My stove is similar to this one, http://images.trademe.co.nz/photoserver/98/36070998_full.jpg

I just wanna know if it's gas or not.

My one has elements that heat up after you turn them on. There's no fire or anything.

2007-03-17 20:31:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

His GirlFriend!!!!!

what does that mean?

2007-03-17 20:31:07 · 15 answers · asked by Nice Girl 1 in Singles & Dating

I use to find this sport quite boring but now I've learned the rules and players and actually starting to love it. Its such an interesting sport. It's seems like the toughest sport, requires great deal of concentration and strength for such a long time.

Just wondering why do you love Cricket?

2007-03-17 20:31:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

Last summer me and this guy started talking. We went to school together but never said a word to each other. I would help him get over his old girlfriend and stuff and then he started talking to my friend about me. He told her that he liked me and that he wanted me and wanted to ask me out but he was scared of getting hurt again. I told him not to be scared but everything changed when school started up again. We don't go to the same school so we drifted apart and he never asked me out. I still like him a lot but we don't really talk anymore. He would put songs on his myspace and told me that they reminded him of me. He even told me he loved me. Now I have bands on my myspace and like he would put the same band on his page. We go to the same church so thats our only way of seeing each other. He told me I was the only reason he goes to church. Was I just a rebound? Do you think he still like me? please help.

2007-03-17 20:31:00 · 2 answers · asked by vondee 3 in Singles & Dating

That's what I just read in a posting on here, and I'm curious about what other peoples' opinions might be.

2007-03-17 20:30:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-17 20:30:52 · 8 answers · asked by september 2 in Other - Society & Culture

She likes it, but I wonder if i want to marry her?

2007-03-17 20:30:50 · 6 answers · asked by David C 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-17 20:30:41 · 9 answers · asked by D L 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

ppl who enjoy friends ....like friendship......define friendship.....love friendship......give ur response

2007-03-17 20:30:41 · 2 answers · asked by vikas 1 in Friends

2007-03-17 20:30:38 · 3 answers · asked by Nashiham 13 1 in Medicine

2007-03-17 20:30:19 · 5 answers · asked by Ozln f 1 in Gambling