All categories - 17 March 2007

2007-03-17 20:46:38 · 19 answers · asked by cool v 2 in Cricket

A marine biologist was telling his friends about some of his most recent research findings. "Some whales can communicate at a distance of 300 miles," he said. "What the he** would one whale say to another 300 miles away?" Asked his sarcastic friend. "I'm not absolutely sure," the expert said, "but it sounds something like "Can you hear me now?"

2007-03-17 20:46:37 · 15 answers · asked by soggybottomscout_25 4 in Jokes & Riddles

The loaf almost always cracks open on the side. What can I do to prevent this and get a pretty loaf.

2007-03-17 20:46:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

Little Johnny was sitting in class when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you’re thinking."
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "I have a question. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
The teacher hesitated, "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking."

2007-03-17 20:46:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

your future is preordained, "written in the stars" so to speak or do you think we create our own future based on the decisions we make

2007-03-17 20:46:10 · 27 answers · asked by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I dont know what i am. I am a 16 year old guy. I like to look a girls and think about having sex with them, But also i think about having sex with guys, Even though i dont think that i would ever do it with a guy. Please help.

2007-03-17 20:46:08 · 25 answers · asked by ropo 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-03-17 20:46:07 · 37 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 20:46:06 · 31 answers · asked by LostMyMind 3 in Polls & Surveys

Not smiling:
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Smiling:
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2007-03-17 20:45:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok I posted a question earlyer about this but people dont get it I konw his phone number email, and everything but we fight everywhere and I mean everywhere and when we are not fighting he is ignoring me what is also werid is when I'm by a friend's locker sometimes he goes over by that locker just to get me mad and runs away I konw immture but does he like me or does he just like to get me mad:|

2007-03-17 20:45:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

How much sea salt (in teaspoon measurement) do I add to a cup of water to make saline solution for washing my piercing?

2007-03-17 20:45:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

I am an Aquarius and I haven't had a true relationship with a man before. I can't seem to get attracted to someone and when I do, I tend to either shell up and not show it or open up too much and scare them off. How do I even it out a little and find someone to settle down with?

2007-03-17 20:45:14 · 7 answers · asked by Answer Girl 4 in Horoscopes

Is Meth illegal because of the so called damage it does to families or is it illegal because the government can't figure out a way to make a profit from it and control the makers. If you are claiming "damage" how about the damage liquor does and the long term affects it can have on the members as well as the innocent victims of lets say a drunk driver killing someone or a person that has many DUI's and has lost his/her license but continues to drink and drive and hurts someone, or the pain it can cause from a violent drunk, or the continued jobs being lost from being drunk, all of which can be said to some degree of a Meth user, so why is Meth illegal and liquor legal

2007-03-17 20:45:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-03-17 20:44:57 · 10 answers · asked by zclifton2 6 in Religion & Spirituality

...boogers and broccoli?



KIDS WONT EAT BROCCOLI !

BWAAAAAA HA HA HA HA

2007-03-17 20:44:54 · 3 answers · asked by tranquility_base3@yahoo.com 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 20:44:49 · 8 answers · asked by Diani 1 in Other - United Kingdom

Everytime i log off if i go straight back on everything is still there. I go to bed and the next day i come back on and everything is gone except for my music. I tried deleting my myspace and making a new one but the same thing happens. Ive also tried to change my password but that doesnt work! Please help me cause i spend alot of time on it and it all goes the next day!

2007-03-17 20:44:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

I will be moving this June to an apartment in the same city i live in currently. Does anyone know of a movie truck company where you can rent a driver too? I know I can't drive a moving truck.

2007-03-17 20:44:45 · 5 answers · asked by latinalovekorea 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

him, and he missed a few payments, there was a court date set for him that he didnt know about, so a bench warrant was set. Finding this out, he contacts a lawyer, who lifted all charges against him, and re schelduled the court date. He was put on probation, and had to pay a certain amount each week. In two months he was to re appear in court. He did, and everything is squared away..oh so we thought. Today we had a pretty heated fight, i guess we were loud, because the neighbors called the cops. when the came, they seen everything was fine, but still had to run our names in..and guess what? he had a bench warrant our for his arrest! the charges were never lifted. So i get on the phone asap, and called my friend who was lawyer, and he said there was nothing he could do because the bond was all ready for 5000, and they were keeping him until mon. I found his lawyer, went back and forth, and now he's released by 6am, i think he is going to blame me for his arrest, i feel bad,,,should i?

2007-03-17 20:44:40 · 15 answers · asked by trudywannabe 2 in Marriage & Divorce

If g = √(x+2) and F = x+3

what does f equal if f ○ g = F

also for g = 2x and F = cos(x²)

2007-03-17 20:44:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

where can I get good LiveJournal [LJ] layouts? the more links/layouts in the site the better. the one with the most helpful will get the ten points. either that, or the person that gives me a layout I actually want to use.

2007-03-17 20:44:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

is there a easy way to tell the gear ratio of a car, 1980 camaro,
i was told it had "racing gears", (i've "walked on it" in our alley and only one tire spins)...

2007-03-17 20:44:26 · 10 answers · asked by tim s 3 in Chevrolet

2007-03-17 20:44:24 · 11 answers · asked by angel 1 in Friends

I really need to find out what a pherapist is. This is for an assignment of mine.

2007-03-17 20:44:11 · 2 answers · asked by tina y 2 in Other - Education

hello, chaps. I wanna purchase a book called English 'course for medical professionals', (ISBN:7810714473 )and its binded three cassettes(ISBN:7880153047). Both are published by Peking University Medical Press, Beijing. I find some copies on www.taobao.com and www.dangdang.com but disappointedly i was told there was no stock.
Who can help me purchase this book and its cassettes?
Can someone give me a clue?
thanks in advance.

2007-03-17 20:44:08 · 1 answers · asked by samurai 1 in Small Business

why does my discharge smell like latex or like rubber.

2007-03-17 20:44:06 · 6 answers · asked by christina v 1 in Women's Health

ISAM. 15:23 For rebellion [is as] the sin of witchcraft, and
stubbornness [is as] iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast
rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from
[being] king.

All the rationalizations, mistranslations, and implications, transfrence to Satan minions or Demon possessions that are only in Christians daydreams and their Shouters mouths, come down to "rebellion [is as] the sin of witchcraft." and "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." Christians cannot abide with any who hold other belief, they do everything they can to denigrate or absorb them and if it doesn't work, destroy or in some circumstances Murder them in the Christian God's name.

Those that have died for Christian's sins and such words as above are Black, of the Crafts, Homosexuals and priests of other religions. This is history and the present.

2007-03-17 20:44:00 · 10 answers · asked by Terry 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I am a confused guy, because every female I ever dated has had some other guy she admired, including, some of them, their fathers.

I went with a gal for a year, we were on the brink of deciding the big one, she was excited right through to the week before, and suddenly, like, someone popped the cork, she's telling me about her last boyfriend or other. Needless to say I met one of her men afterward and they had not finished having a relationship.

Is that a girls way of dumping us? Guys?

2007-03-17 20:43:49 · 3 answers · asked by d4d9er 5 in Singles & Dating

This is a serious inquiry, I'm not being antagonistic toward Christians. It seems that many Christians support the death penalty (as I applaud them) but how does a Christian defend this view. Anything other than the OT "eye for an eye"?

2007-03-17 20:43:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality