Little Johnny was sitting in class when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you’re thinking."
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "I have a question. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
The teacher hesitated, "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking."
2007-03-17 20:46:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao... i love jhonny jokes...
hehehehehehe
thanx cherry nose.. ur jokes r really kool
2007-03-17 20:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that little johnny jokes
2007-03-17 21:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....very funny
2007-03-17 20:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, that was funny....it was posted here before, i think, but i dont know where it's gone. thnx for reposting it!
2007-03-17 20:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA really enjoyed that. i've heard of something similar ;)
2007-03-17 20:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol gwd wuhn
2007-03-18 00:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa very funny
2007-03-17 21:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that's funny!
2007-03-17 20:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by soggybottomscout_25 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao! funny
2007-03-17 21:04:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb
2007-03-17 23:18:57 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋