--Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
--Why do blacklights look purple?
--Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
--How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
--If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
--Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
--If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
--Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
--Do cows have calf muscles?
--If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
--You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
--Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
--Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
--Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
--Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
--Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
--Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
2007-03-16
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