--Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
--Why do blacklights look purple?
--Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
--How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
--If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
--Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
--If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
--Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
--Do cows have calf muscles?
--If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
--You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
--Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
--Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
--Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
--Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
--Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
--Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
2007-03-16 01:35:19 · 17 answers · asked by Todd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL LOL LOL. Pretty good. Okay so some made me say Hmmmma and other made me say Oh yeah Huh! hope I get to see more of your stuff on here. hope you don't mind that I copy this and send it to my friends and family. thanks
2007-03-23 16:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by { Me } 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
--Why do blacklights look purple?
i really dont know that is so wierd cuase there called "black" lights
--Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
um..... NO nobody wants to see thier huge jelly roll LOL
2007-03-16 08:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by Carlos G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I,ve asked those same questions!
Let me know if you get the answers.
2007-03-16 08:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by Amy Beware 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
who was the cruel person that put an s in lisp?
2007-03-23 15:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by igottadrive2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U ARE HiLLARiOUS!...THEY MAKE ME GO HMMM TOO!.....WOW YOU MUST BE REALLY CURiOUS AND HAVE "ALOT" OF TiME TO TYPE ALL THiS
2007-03-23 22:32:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
there was some good ones in there
2007-03-16 08:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by Michael b 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Some were funny, i liked it.
2007-03-23 20:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by forever_midnight 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can answer them all. Not dumb questions. Dont make me go hmmmmmm at all.
2007-03-16 08:38:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
that made me go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2007-03-16 08:39:58 · answer #9 · answered by dimitrixxx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha this is funny stuff.
2007-03-16 08:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by softballangel989 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋