Little Johnny and his little brother Billy were in their bedroom getting ready for school.
Johnny asks Billy, "Hey, lets swear at breakfast when mom comes in, I’ve never swore in front of her before, I want to see what she does."
"Okay," said Billy, "but you go first."
Johnny and Billy are at the table when mother comes in and says, "What do you boys want for breakfast?"
Johnny says, "I want some fxcking pancakes!"
BOOM! She backhands Johnny and he falls to the floor crying.
She glares at Billy, "What do YOU want for breakfast?"
Billy replied, "I sure don’t want any fxcking pancakes!"
2007-03-15
22:38:54
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