Little Johnny and his little brother Billy were in their bedroom getting ready for school.
Johnny asks Billy, "Hey, lets swear at breakfast when mom comes in, I’ve never swore in front of her before, I want to see what she does."
"Okay," said Billy, "but you go first."
Johnny and Billy are at the table when mother comes in and says, "What do you boys want for breakfast?"
Johnny says, "I want some fxcking pancakes!"
BOOM! She backhands Johnny and he falls to the floor crying.
She glares at Billy, "What do YOU want for breakfast?"
Billy replied, "I sure don’t want any fxcking pancakes!"
2007-03-15 22:38:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Lmao I nearly choked on my f***ing pancakes!
Good joke especially on Comic Relief Day - BTW love the red nose!
2007-03-15 22:56:17 · answer #1 · answered by Charm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that sounded like something thats going round in the playground il send one ma m8 sent me
i was at the cashpoint earlia when this little old lady asked me if i could check her balance ! so i pushed the old git over
2007-03-16 11:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by loubylou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee!
2007-03-17 01:37:23 · answer #3 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me half an hour before I could stop laughing to tell my hubby. *****
2007-03-15 23:06:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed
2007-03-16 04:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by Little Bear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is as old as the hills............. but still very funny lol
2007-03-15 22:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Mummy B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww thank you thats hilarious lol :)
2007-03-15 22:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by derangdlilmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHEMGEE THE LOLZ!
2007-03-15 22:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by kikiandcorbinsmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't find it funny at all, sorry.
2007-03-15 22:49:09 · answer #9 · answered by greylady 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao!
that is so funny!!
2007-03-15 22:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by impossiblemama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋