All categories - 13 March 2007

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."

The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"

2007-03-13 03:04:39 · 17 answers · asked by Momofboys 3 in Cats

with the atrocities on fellow country men. He is as bad as was the late Saddam Hussein, so why have we in the West turned a blind eye to his way of governing his country?

Is it economics...Oil again by any chance?

2007-03-13 03:04:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

The question is in relation to herbal medicines having pH of 2.5 to 6. What is the best method to find preservative effectiveness?

2007-03-13 03:04:34 · 1 answers · asked by snoogs73 1 in Chemistry

Will the vagina become tight if a girl does not have sex for a long time? Since i may not be marrying her it is a problem. How can i overcome this problem?

2007-03-13 03:04:30 · 8 answers · asked by Frustated Guy 1 in Women's Health

2007-03-13 03:04:28 · 18 answers · asked by Memo HG 3 in Singles & Dating

Why don't the companies who make the store brand powder formula also make ready made formula?

2007-03-13 03:04:25 · 2 answers · asked by JiminyCricket 3 in Newborn & Baby

2007-03-13 03:04:23 · 5 answers · asked by Devin S 2 in Military

well i like this guy named Jordon since 6th grade and we have had sex to but then i find out that he only thinks im cute and he dont like my personality and he likes another girl named sutton and i see them together in the halls at school all the time and i get jelous but he still tells me that me and him can still have sex as long as he isnt going out with sutton yet. and i really dont want them to start dating soon. what do i do.

2007-03-13 03:04:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-03-13 03:04:21 · 28 answers · asked by John 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 03:04:20 · 9 answers · asked by Scotch Tape 5 in Polls & Surveys

the queen of sparta, making reference to how we must send our boys to protect freedom and democracy. and it shows the persians as being mean to their women, and makes them look like a bunch of bloodythirsty savages. while the spartans were outnumbered by their slaves (helots look it up) and fail to mention how xerxes had a female general during the invasion. i haven't seen the movie i just wanted to know some of your opinions

2007-03-13 03:04:16 · 15 answers · asked by kerr to u 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

i got a new computer and the thing want s to use MS Outlook to send email, however, it wont send. and want to go back to using my regular email (thru yahoo). any help would be appreciated. thank-you.
AND, do you know how i can go back to having Yahoo as my email editor ?

2007-03-13 03:04:10 · 2 answers · asked by Paula D 2 in Programming & Design

I'm still in university but I would like to start my translation business (as a freelancer) this summer. I live in The Netherlands and will be providing translations in English, Spanish and Dutch. I would like to do business internationally therefore the name has to be easy in most languages. It does not necessarily have to reflect the business that I'm in, it can also be a non-existing but catchy word.

I'm open for suggestions!

2007-03-13 03:04:09 · 5 answers · asked by lolita 1 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

I just hit Level 5....I wonder if the 5 points I'm losing from this question will drop me back to a Level 4 ?

2007-03-13 03:04:08 · 10 answers · asked by LUCIFER 5 in Polls & Surveys

My needs are:

1)basic gaming
2)video editing
3)music
4)videos

Don' t mind price
Thanks a ton
Master J.

2007-03-13 03:04:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-03-13 03:04:06 · 1 answers · asked by damodharan c 1 in Other - Health

2007-03-13 03:03:59 · 10 answers · asked by John 2 in Polls & Surveys

okay so no reply to a text message i sent to him..and no reply to an email i sent him...do you guess i,ve been dumped by him?

2007-03-13 03:03:57 · 32 answers · asked by hawthorn330 3 in Singles & Dating

Occasionally i get a painful lump on my labia and when i touch it, a whole load of pus comes out and then a little bit of blood.
No itchiness, no discharge, just pain.

What the hell is it?

2007-03-13 03:03:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

2007-03-13 03:03:47 · 6 answers · asked by David Guajardo 2 in Other - Pets

http://www.automercado.com/sitemaint.php

Im trying to redo this logo (at the top of the page) because they only have it in low resolution and I need it for various projects. Does anyone know what font is used? It would save me alot of time if you do:)

2007-03-13 03:03:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

what do you think of it; do you agree or disagree with it; was it necessary?

2007-03-13 03:03:39 · 17 answers · asked by nikes4lyfe 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I've heard they're not supposed to hurt but mine were quite painful, is this normal/anyone elses been painful?

2007-03-13 03:03:26 · 7 answers · asked by Jellybaby 2 in Pregnancy

2007-03-13 03:03:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-03-13 03:03:21 · 8 answers · asked by John 2 in Polls & Surveys

About Cheney? About our outsourcing?

2007-03-13 03:03:19 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Corporations

I'm 13 and like this guy in Alabama and we only get to see each other around a couple times a year, is it worth having a relationship? Also how do you make the relationship work out?

2007-03-13 03:03:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

their teeth in? I see way too many people come in here without their teeth, is this an acceptable accessory to leave at home?

2007-03-13 03:03:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She done it for charity and wants me to do the same, but I am scared of heights. Any ideas on how to get over this fear?

2007-03-13 03:03:03 · 8 answers · asked by kenny r 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups