Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
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not as funny as blonde jokes,.........(sorry)
blonde one to finish......A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
"What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer. The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"
2007-03-13
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