Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
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not as funny as blonde jokes,.........(sorry)
blonde one to finish......A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
"What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer. The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"
2007-03-13 22:57:16 · 19 answers · asked by BAM-BAM 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
raquel, who spends there morning pissing and moaning for no reason what so ever, a sad lonely little girl with a bad hair day no boyfriend OR life, thinks her **** dont stink, a chip on her shoulder the size of london, AND NO SENSE OF HUMOR... chin up
2007-03-13 23:11:17 · update #1
you are such a funny bloke bam bam
and raquel shut the f**k up i just looked at your profile, and the answers you have gave this morning, it must be the time of month or something, or your just angry at the world for being fat and ugly........
keep making us smile bam bam
2007-03-14 00:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by simon f 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, blond jokes are more funny, at least brunettes understand the jokes unlike the blondes who are left wondering about them.
2007-03-13 23:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The blond one is much funnier!
Of course you could have substituted a brunette for the blond...but then it wouldn't make sense. ;-P
2007-03-13 23:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the blond ones better!
2007-03-13 22:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The blonde one is good.
2007-03-13 23:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by Chigorin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. loved the blonde one... Keep them coming
2007-03-13 23:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Psycho Chicken! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im deeply offended by the brunette jokes...im gunna stop teling blonde jokes...its not fair is it...funny though! lol
2007-03-13 23:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde jokes r better lol
2007-03-13 23:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick with the blonde ones!
2007-03-13 23:01:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
raquel is just sad because shes 26 and still has not gone through puberty
2007-03-13 23:49:54 · answer #10 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋