There's this guy in a restaraunt and he notices a spoon in a waiter's pocket. he asks why its in his pocket. hes says 9 times outta ten, people drop spoons. he then gets his food with a spoon. the customer notices a string from the waiter's pants. he asks him why he has a string there. the waiter said, we have this wrapped around our male part, so we dont use our hands and we dont waste soap. the customer then aks how the waiter gets it back in his pants. he says, well i dont know about you, but i use the spare spoon that i have in my pocket!!!!!!! Funny and absolutily unsanitary!!!!!
2007-03-03
13:56:50
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