All categories - 2 March 2007

A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well, so they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.

A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then took off his socks and washed his hands.

The girl looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist."

Flabergasted, the guy responded, "Yes, that's amazing. How did you figure that out ?"

The girl said, "Easy. You keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another, so they migrated to the bed and things became more pxssionate. After they were done, the girl said, "You must be a great dentist!"

The guy was very very surprised, and said, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist, How did you figure that out?"

The girl replied, "Easy. I didn't feel a thing!"

2007-03-02 00:36:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm 21 weeks and 1 day, but how many months am i ? Some say 4 months some say 5 months. I'm so confused. My due date is July 13, 2007. Can someone tell me how many months i am?

2007-03-02 00:36:39 · 19 answers · asked by Brocks Mommy 2 in Pregnancy

The phone is called 'motofone'.I wanna know about:
#1:if its delicate and gets bad if it falls even once
#2:if the keypad is user-friendly
#3:is it color or b/w
#4:is it worth buying
ANY OTHER PHONE IN Rs 2500 RANGE THAT HAS GOOD LOOKS

2007-03-02 00:36:38 · 4 answers · asked by ABHIJIT 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

19x-3(5x-0.065)=3x+0.615

2007-03-02 00:36:31 · 10 answers · asked by dine 1 in Comics & Animation

I have a 94 Nissan Maxima. I don't understand what the problem could be evertime it rains and I go out to start my car it never starts. When I turn the ignition it acts like it's going to start then it just stops, the engine won't kick over but when it's nice, dry and sunny outside it's fine. I recently had a tune up, oil change and air filter replace and it was fine the last time it rained but not it's right back to it's old tricks. I know it's not the battery because everything else works fine, lights, radio, horn. What else could this be?

2007-03-02 00:36:27 · 11 answers · asked by Ms. Meeka 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

My mother always does it, she likes to investigate everything

2007-03-02 00:36:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

a relationship is going very good. the guy love the girl and viceversa. why suddenly the guy tell his girlfriend that he's very busy & he has no time to talk to her? what does it means?

2007-03-02 00:36:24 · 18 answers · asked by sweetdreams 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-02 00:36:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-02 00:36:20 · 15 answers · asked by SOJLO 3 in Music

this man's sat in a bar when suddenly the old fella at the side of him turns round and says
"hey you...i screwed your mother"

the man gets up from his seat and moves to a table when the old boy again shouts across the pub,
"hey you I Said i screwed your mother"

this goes on for about 20 miutes then the man snaps. he turns to the old fella and shouts




"GO HOME DAD, YOUR DRUNK"

2007-03-02 00:36:18 · 11 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i know there is one winzip..., but im looking for more easy...simple n not time consuming, a s/w to lock the Folder, where can i get it ?? pls help me.

2007-03-02 00:36:17 · 4 answers · asked by savage_love777 2 in Software

hey all i need an horror film...what's the most horror movie have u ever seen???

2007-03-02 00:36:15 · 13 answers · asked by maro 1 in Movies

what are the requirements and how long does it take?

2007-03-02 00:36:07 · 1 answers · asked by jhkbvd04 1 in Alternative Medicine

Are there any benefits to using to this type of instead of wholemeal flour.

2007-03-02 00:36:06 · 2 answers · asked by shrndcksn 4 in Cooking & Recipes

can u explain to me how online or network gaming works for those consoles. like do you need some kind of wiring, cords, etc. do u need internet connection or what are the things you need to have a network or online gaming? help me please i have a report on these....

2007-03-02 00:36:03 · 3 answers · asked by pretty c 1 in Video & Online Games

Ive been told by a doctor that ice has iron in it, but water doesnt so, where does it come from and where does it go?

2007-03-02 00:35:59 · 2 answers · asked by roxyleeg 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

lita woop woop

2007-03-02 00:35:57 · 16 answers · asked by tigertay95 2 in Wrestling

I am trying to put a nextel sim card in a boost phone. It asks for a special code, does anyone know the code?

2007-03-02 00:35:57 · 3 answers · asked by MGrnl 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

I'm having a baby girl in April and I still can't decide on a name!

2007-03-02 00:35:53 · 57 answers · asked by Space Cadet 4 in Baby Names

It's been a while since i have been on the dating scene and i am not sure if i did the right thing or made a complete idiot of myself. I was hoping for a guy's opinion on this....

There is this guy i like. actually he is my brother's lawyer and helped us with a court case late last year. I like him, kinda sorta a crush. we get along great too and he has always been there to help in any way he can - and never charges me anything for legal advice either - very nice guy! So today i had to drop by his office cos i promised a bottle of wine for his help and told him that if he is ever in my part of town, to call and have coffee. He didn't answer because his secretary was around.
... so my question is....
1. did i make a complete fool of myself and would a guy take this as a girl asking him out?
2. If so, should i drop him an email to say hello once in a while. (we have emailed back and forth in the past)
3. How do i go about finding out if he likes me - without actually asking him out.

2007-03-02 00:35:49 · 10 answers · asked by lilmisssquare 2 in Singles & Dating

i have like a scab on my leg that i have had for a while now and i just went to the doctors and got some cream 4 it. i have had it for a while now and its comin on my arm and shoulder? so can excema be caused by stress the doctor said hes not sure if it is definelty excema or not!!

2007-03-02 00:35:48 · 3 answers · asked by .Baby.Boy.On.The.Way. 2 in Skin Conditions

Jennifer F has some coins in the left front pocket of her uniform. Guess how many coins are there and Mrs. F will give you both of them.
We're in ****ing cyberspace @sshole, how can she give me coins?,you ask? I have thought of that too, my offer is 10 points for the 1st one to post the correct answer.

Count how many Fs are in the above statement. Multiply this number by 20 then subtract 130. the result is your I.Q.
I will explain this later.

2007-03-02 00:35:44 · 20 answers · asked by Paula 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 00:35:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Lye awake every night dreaming about french kissing her behind?

2007-03-02 00:35:32 · 4 answers · asked by Pet 1 in Singles & Dating

My son killed my dog with chocolate and I am looking for ideas on punishing him. Looking for something he will never forget. I told Him 2-3 times to never give the dog anything but dog food. Suggestions?
p.s. Don't post here if you are bashing me only ideas

2007-03-02 00:35:27 · 21 answers · asked by omgnubs 1 in Parenting

2007-03-02 00:35:26 · 6 answers · asked by goring 6 in Astronomy & Space

Please explain which to word to use under different circumstances. Thank you. Need references.

2007-03-02 00:35:15 · 3 answers · asked by i_squeeze 1 in Other - Education

Nothing dull, like get a job and work for it...

2007-03-02 00:35:10 · 25 answers · asked by The Hammer of Thor 1 in Personal Finance

2007-03-02 00:35:07 · 15 answers · asked by david p 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-03-02 00:35:00 · 5 answers · asked by TOMMY 1 in Hair