A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well, so they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.
A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then took off his socks and washed his hands.
The girl looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist."
Flabergasted, the guy responded, "Yes, that's amazing. How did you figure that out ?"
The girl said, "Easy. You keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another, so they migrated to the bed and things became more pxssionate. After they were done, the girl said, "You must be a great dentist!"
The guy was very very surprised, and said, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist, How did you figure that out?"
The girl replied, "Easy. I didn't feel a thing!"
2007-03-02 00:36:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I see your cruel side is coming out!! Suits me, bring it on!
I loved it! An` a *
10/10
Tink x
2007-03-04 01:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sucessful business man became disenchanted with the stress of the fast life in the big city and decides to chuck it all. He takes his savings and purchases a large ranch in the middle of nowhere in Montana. After a couple of months of enjoying the solitude he hears the drumming of hoofbeats outside his cabin. Grabbing his rifle he challenges the man riding up on the horse. "Hold it neighbor" the man says, " I'm your neighbor, I have a ranch only 6 miles from here, and I want to invite you to a Welcome Party I'm throwing for you next Saturday. There's going to be music, dancing, hugging, kissing, drinking, fighting.... We'll have a great time". Not wanting to be unneighborly the new rancher lowers the rifle and ask's " How should I dress?" " Aw, don't matter" replied the neighbor, " Only gonna be the two of us".
2007-03-03 07:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by Ting 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG that was great i haent heard one that good for a while 200/10
2007-03-02 00:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. 10/10
2007-03-02 01:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope the "Easy. I didn't feel a thing!" was a compliment! LOL!
2007-03-02 01:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-03-02 00:42:30 · answer #6 · answered by sparkle_fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes it was funny
2007-03-02 03:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha, now that is what I call a cool joke Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
2007-03-02 01:24:25 · answer #8 · answered by Wanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!but i hav heard it before
2007-03-02 00:47:20 · answer #9 · answered by nip net! 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow that was cold i like that
2007-03-02 00:48:00 · answer #10 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋