A guy arrives early at the house of his prom date. As he waits for her to come downstairs, he has a chat with her mother in the living room.
The family dog ‘Spot’ sees the new face and decides to curl up next to him on the sofa.
Half way through the conversation the guy gets a massive gastric distress and breaks into a sweat to control his urge to fart.
The young man realizing that he couldn't hold it any longer without exploding.
He tries letting of a small one.
fart!
A tiny fart escaped.
“Spot,” called out mother to the family pet, “Get over here.”
The guy thinks, “Oh cool, she thinks it’s the dog. I’ll just let another one go”
Faaart.
“Spot,” she cried out sharply, “Get your @ss over here!”
The guy thinks, “Man, if she thinks it’s the dog, I’m just gonna let it all rip!”
FAAAAAARRRRTTT
“Spot!” shrieks the mother hysterically,
“Get your @ss over here before he sh!ts on ya!!!”
2007-02-28
21:24:53
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