A guy arrives early at the house of his prom date. As he waits for her to come downstairs, he has a chat with her mother in the living room.
The family dog ‘Spot’ sees the new face and decides to curl up next to him on the sofa.
Half way through the conversation the guy gets a massive gastric distress and breaks into a sweat to control his urge to fart.
The young man realizing that he couldn't hold it any longer without exploding.
He tries letting of a small one.
fart!
A tiny fart escaped.
“Spot,” called out mother to the family pet, “Get over here.”
The guy thinks, “Oh cool, she thinks it’s the dog. I’ll just let another one go”
Faaart.
“Spot,” she cried out sharply, “Get your @ss over here!”
The guy thinks, “Man, if she thinks it’s the dog, I’m just gonna let it all rip!”
FAAAAAARRRRTTT
“Spot!” shrieks the mother hysterically,
“Get your @ss over here before he sh!ts on ya!!!”
2007-02-28 21:24:53 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...... that was pretty funny
: )
2007-02-28 21:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....nice one
hope you like this...XD
As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach. She was immediately rushed to the hospital.
She survived and had three children... two girls and one boy.
About ten years later, one of the daughters went up to her mother and said..."mom, something really weird happened to me. Yesterday when i was taking a crap I passed a bullet through my ***!"
The mother thought for a moment remembering the shooting that happened and told her daughter not to worry about it.
The next day, the second daughter went up to her mother and said "mom, something really weird happened to me. I was taking a crap the other day and I passed a bullet through my ***...". The mother told her not to worry about it.
The next day, the son went up to his mom and said "hey mom, guess what happened to me?"
The mom interupted - "let me guess, you passed a bullet through you *** too???"
Then he replied "no... I was jacking off and i shot the dog
2007-03-07 06:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
2007-03-07 00:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, though you just predict the end before reaching it!
2007-03-09 05:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by Tea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi again m8 how are you by the way i've heard the joke before it's still good though
2007-03-01 05:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor Spotty. Now I know why they named him Spot.
2007-03-08 11:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by Joey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aromatically humorous!
2007-03-06 08:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by merlins_new_apprentice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now thats creative !!!! excellent!! 100 points
2007-03-06 19:02:56 · answer #8 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-03-09 02:29:39 · answer #9 · answered by Heather H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Lmao
2007-03-09 05:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by young_friend 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, though i've heard it before.
2007-03-08 11:15:03 · answer #11 · answered by prettyinpink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋