The IRS decides to audit Tom, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor is not surprised when Tom shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money
gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable." "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Tom. "How about a demonstration?" The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." Tom says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet." Tom removes his glass eye and bites it.The auditor's jaw drops. Tom says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."The auditor can tell Tom isn't blind, so he takes the bet.Tom removes his dentures and bites his good eye.The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Tom's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
2007-02-27
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