The IRS decides to audit Tom, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor is not surprised when Tom shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money
gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable." "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Tom. "How about a demonstration?" The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." Tom says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet." Tom removes his glass eye and bites it.The auditor's jaw drops. Tom says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."The auditor can tell Tom isn't blind, so he takes the bet.Tom removes his dentures and bites his good eye.The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Tom's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
2007-02-27 23:38:31 · 7 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Want to go double or nothing?" Tom asks."I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.Tom stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strainsmightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side,so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Tom's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands."Are you okay?" the auditor asks."Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Tom told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-thousand dollars that he
could come in here and piss all over an IRS official's desk and that
you'd be happy about it."
2007-02-27 23:39:11 · update #1
rofl that's hilarious. keep up the great work 10++++
2007-02-27 23:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a good laugh with your Tom joke!
2007-02-28 08:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't we all like to do what Tom did!!!!! Great joke!!
2007-02-28 08:36:37 · answer #3 · answered by mamaexfour 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it love it love it..keep 'em comming!
2007-02-28 09:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by kat k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not so sure about that,
Wouldn't that PISS off the IRS ?,
lol, Thanks.
2007-02-28 10:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-28 10:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just priceless. ha ha ha... thanks for the laughter.
2007-02-28 08:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋