All categories - 26 February 2007

lease make sure that answer is not biased

2007-02-26 04:36:32 · 4 answers · asked by rip 1 in Religion & Spirituality

the start not in the middle or anything please i need to know
Thankyou.

2007-02-26 04:36:29 · 3 answers · asked by antonykaruka 1 in Geography

Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk.

I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the Hen house and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the hen house- three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.

By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard. vultures are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer".

2007-02-26 04:36:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Can you please explain to me the following from the Bible:

Corinthians 14:34-35 (King James Version) -
34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

2007-02-26 04:36:20 · 8 answers · asked by Maverick 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-26 04:36:18 · 20 answers · asked by rob 2 in Software

2007-02-26 04:36:18 · 5 answers · asked by pervertidamente 2 in Fish

I do, so here goes...I don't normally drink but I did this weekend and I aparently offended someone here...go a violation for saying I was too drunk to answer... is that dumb?

2007-02-26 04:36:18 · 20 answers · asked by gone from here too 4 in Polls & Surveys

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light

He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

2007-02-26 04:36:13 · 20 answers · asked by Raven 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was feeling my uterus and it was like moving like i had a baby inside it was wierd.

2007-02-26 04:36:12 · 7 answers · asked by bustnloose_2000 3 in Women's Health

i think them stupid "PICTURE" loans adverts are the worst!!!!

The idiot with the stupid wife with the video camera!!!!
&
The stupid woman shouting things to her son and husband!!!!

ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

2007-02-26 04:36:11 · 29 answers · asked by ACE RIMMER 2 in Television

2007-02-26 04:36:11 · 1 answers · asked by dusky.rose 1 in Music

2007-02-26 04:36:00 · 10 answers · asked by Dustbowl Blues 3 in English Football

2007-02-26 04:35:59 · 11 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Etiquette

2007-02-26 04:35:59 · 11 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

I HAVE HAD PAIN IN THE UPPER RIGHT PART OF MY STOMACH FOR MONTHS NOW. ABOUT 3 IN. TO THE RIGHT OF MY BELLY BUTTON AND ONE INCH UP. IT ISN'T ACCOMPANIED BY ANY OTHER PROBLEMS IE. NAUSEA, DIARRHEA, CONSTIPATION. I HAVE HAD BLOOD WORK DONE, ULTRASOUND, HYDASCAN, CT, XRAYS AND DOCTORS CAN FIND NOTHING. THE PAIN IS REAL, SOMETIMES A DULL ACHE EXCEPT WHEN YOU TOUCH IT THEN EXCRUCIATING PAIN. I KNOW- DON'T TOUCH IT, BUT YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU TOUCH A PART OF YOUR BODY UNTIL IT HURTS- BUMPING STOMACH INTO THINGS, LEANING OVER SOMETHING, PICKING BABY UP AND HE TOUCHES IT WITH HIS FOOT. I CAN PIN POINT THE PAIN. HAS ANYONE OUT THERE HAD PAIN LIKE THIS? DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU? I WILL DO ANYTHING- ALREADY SPENT $1000'S OF DOLLARS. EVEN CONSIDERING GOING TO IRIDOLOGIST THIS WEEK. (THEY READ YOUR EYES) SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE.

2007-02-26 04:35:59 · 5 answers · asked by carly sue 5 in Pain & Pain Management

My Kia has a V6, 2.7L engine with a 2000 lb towing capacity. Is that enough to tow my Jayco pop-up?

2007-02-26 04:35:59 · 5 answers · asked by stcfl 3 in Other - Car Makes

government offers to individuals with an yearly average of an household income of 75,000 to more each year?

2007-02-26 04:35:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

2007-02-26 04:35:53 · 10 answers · asked by Sho 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-26 04:35:53 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Programming & Design

2007-02-26 04:35:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Hi! I'm from Brazil and I would like to move to Austrália, so I would like to know about the cost of living there.

2007-02-26 04:35:39 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

2007-02-26 04:35:39 · 9 answers · asked by young_stud 1 in Singles & Dating

Given that Christianity is a grouping of rules made by people, written down by other people and then manipulated by even more people, are there any arguements for believing in the Biblical God which do not come down to blind faith?

Surely if the big man existed it would be a far nicer place on earth if he did a weekly address to the planet or something? The fact that this does not happen suggests he does not exist or if he does he really does not give a damn.

2007-02-26 04:35:36 · 17 answers · asked by Kenny W 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-26 04:35:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Golf

2007-02-26 04:35:29 · 7 answers · asked by Ross M 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

...Is the strangest mix-breed dog that you've ever seen?

What's the most beautiful mix?

Describe it.

Craziest and/or most beautiful sounding one, gets the points! But, it's gotta be one you know of, and can describe!

;o)

2007-02-26 04:35:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have an interview at a bank for a customer service job tomorrow and wondered if anyone has any questions that i may be asked. I already have 'why do you want to work here? Give us an example of great customer service you have give, or recieved. What difficult situations have you resolved and how.
Any ideas?
Thanks

2007-02-26 04:35:27 · 10 answers · asked by Tabatha K 1 in Careers & Employment

I must have ticked the box on the bottom to auto close after download, how do I undo that so that I have the option to open the file?

2007-02-26 04:35:26 · 6 answers · asked by Katrina 2 in Other - Computers

what is the primary reason to be at wor

2007-02-26 04:35:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore