All categories - 23 February 2007

he calls her at least 10 or more times a day

2007-02-23 00:10:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to 2 men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances", they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man got a shocked look on his face and Said You can't be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!" "Well", says the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

So they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances", they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes."I tried to shoot her, I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." "No" the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

2007-02-23 00:10:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

either spiritual

physical

or mental

2007-02-23 00:10:25 · 11 answers · asked by Antares 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm 17 and I had sex with a hooker...just to get it out of the way. The problem is that I now have the 'clap', at least I think that's what it is. I don't know what to do. The only doctor I know, is our family doctor and he's bound to tell my father. I cannot afford treatment anywhere else because I already lavished my allowance on the hooker! Help me please!

2007-02-23 00:10:22 · 9 answers · asked by Akshat S 2 in Singles & Dating

1) 爱的无力 - KellyPanJiaLi
2) 今天你要嫁给我 - Tao Ze and Jolin Tsai
3) 月光 - Cyndi Wang...
4) Breaking Free - HSM
5) Everytime We Touch - Cascada
6) Fergalicious - Fergie
7) Man Eater - Nelly Furtado
8) Sexyback- Justin Timberlake
9) Smack That - Akon
10) Tokyo Drift - Te......
11) Truly, Madly, Deeply - Cascada

*Note*: No other songs or got reason to tell?

2007-02-23 00:10:18 · 21 answers · asked by PolytechnicStudent :] 3 in Polls & Surveys

Pick up lines that might get you killed:
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go ****.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ***!!!!!

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Can I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

2007-02-23 00:10:14 · 1 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-23 00:10:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-23 00:10:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining

Our Bala shark has a patch of white on his right gill, and skinis coming off. Could it be ick?

2007-02-23 00:10:03 · 7 answers · asked by ellencalvo 2 in Fish

a popular guy gave me a fake number......and everybody knowz it. no i didnt walk up to him and ask him for it cuz i kno he's out of my league......he just gave it to me...... i kno they're gonna rub it in my face and there's nothing i can do about it. soo what can i do (other than just ignore em)???

also i need advice on how to calm do
my life already suckz *** but the fact that he would make it soo much worse makez me not wanna live

2007-02-23 00:10:03 · 1 answers · asked by finding happiness 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Does anyone know anywhere that I would be able to get some figures on the current size of the automobile market? UK or Global.

Thanks

2007-02-23 00:10:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

can you tell if it is a male or female (if there is a way)? Oh, and what do you feed it besides turtle food?

2007-02-23 00:10:01 · 5 answers · asked by DGBrandy 2 in Reptiles

... would they have more awards than Barca 50 years ago??? :D

2007-02-23 00:10:00 · 10 answers · asked by Maradona Jr. - THE MAGIC IS BACK 3 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Is the word molest the correct term? The act between the two was conscentual, though one of the two ovobously were under age. The word molest means:1. to annoy, disturb or persecute with hostile intent or injurious effect
2. To make annoying sexual advances especially to force physical & usually sexual contact on.

Are they really a child molster? How about a sexual preditor? Should they for the rest of their lives be registered a sexual preditor because there was sexual contact between two people who agreed and/or were aware, in no danger, who did not force in any way the act apon one or the other, both or all parties were in their right minds? How do they fall with in the description of molester or preditor? What do you think? What to you would be a better term?

2007-02-23 00:10:00 · 5 answers · asked by inthrutheoutdoor 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-23 00:09:58 · 11 answers · asked by darestobelieve 4 in Other - Australia

My charge account showed a charge made by you on the 22nd of January.

2007-02-23 00:09:57 · 2 answers · asked by Gratel 1 in Internet

2007-02-23 00:09:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

Sea Cucumbers? Hairy Pig Snouts?

I watched Survivor lastnight, and the competetion for the immunity idol was hard to get because some just couldn't swallow the task.

Do you think you could do it, without water to wash it down?
Could you get past the first bite at least?

2007-02-23 00:09:53 · 6 answers · asked by Craptacular Wonderment 6 in Television

What dress men should wear while attending a funeral of a colleague's husband in South Dakota.

2007-02-23 00:09:42 · 10 answers · asked by Bob 1 in Etiquette

2007-02-23 00:09:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

I have a huge crush on a 1st yr MBA student (I'm a 2nd year). I've landed a great job post-MBA, so helped her out with interview prep for internships. She would always be nervous, smile lots and be very flirtatious. She's absolutely stunning and her BF is a lucky f**k! She asked me to have drinks with her to celebrate end of recruiting (reminded me like 3 times). We had drinks earlier this week, and she sat next to me instead of across at a 4-seater table and showed all the signs of interest (leaning forward, smiling,blushing, playing with her hair, etc.) She asked me why I was single. I said "I keep meeting girls who are taken, I can't do anything with them, can I?" and held my smile/stare. She totally blushed and said sometimes girls don't know what's best for them and need to be reminded. But she also said I'm happy with my BF. She kept giving me mixed signals throughout. When we started talking about "wild" experiences, she was not too impressed with my stories (Qn contd below...)

2007-02-23 00:09:38 · 9 answers · asked by riddler 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-23 00:09:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-23 00:09:10 · 10 answers · asked by nahir_lozza 1 in Music

am trying to find someone very sexy

2007-02-23 00:09:05 · 12 answers · asked by hkonds 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

ed and greed and thinking anyone is better than another and poverty and sickness and prejudise and killing.he helps thoughs who love,does not hewith compassion and understanding

2007-02-23 00:08:58 · 4 answers · asked by woodsonhannon53 6 in Religion & Spirituality

If you HAD to dye your hair, would you dye it

~Neon Green
~Hot Pink
~Carolina Blue
~Bright Yellow

I would dye it Bright Yellow!

2007-02-23 00:08:55 · 19 answers · asked by Bree 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 00:08:54 · 6 answers · asked by Dubious 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-02-23 00:08:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

2007-02-23 00:08:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities