All categories - 22 February 2007

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.
During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"

Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen."

From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen."

This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.

Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor. The priest was quite concerned. "You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen!"

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.

2007-02-22 00:27:32 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm finally installing a water softener and am wondering if the resultant soft water can actually help dissolve the mineral deposits that have collected from the previous hard water situation.

2007-02-22 00:27:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

I live in a southern New England state that is considering putting a tax on fishing in Long Island Sound. This is outrageous. People fish for the sport, but primarily to get fresh fish and not pay over $8.00 per pound for it. Please give your opinion.

2007-02-22 00:27:23 · 5 answers · asked by Yafooey! 5 in Fishing

Not That Far...


Outside my window is a spider and a tree,
A dirty coloured field,
And abandoned factory.

Beyond the factorys the train,
Which I hear at night,
Along with the rain.

Im really not that far at all,
We're connected by the line,
Thats made of steel and metal
and joins your heart with mine.

2007-02-22 00:27:17 · 12 answers · asked by Lindsay T 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 00:27:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can't tighten the cable around the terminal anymore. The guy at Autozone said to use paper clips to make a connection. Is this reasonable? If so, where do I put the paper clips?

2007-02-22 00:27:08 · 8 answers · asked by Joe 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-02-22 00:27:03 · 7 answers · asked by answers_anyone 2 in Singapore

What's one thing that would instantly turn a guy on ?
Keep in mind that you are in a public setting, and can't just tear your clothes off.

2007-02-22 00:27:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-22 00:26:46 · 5 answers · asked by mouse 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 00:26:35 · 4 answers · asked by lil'e 1 in Biology

she used to be every 28days. now its been 2 mos. of straight bleeding and she only has her period for 6months

2007-02-22 00:26:18 · 10 answers · asked by ljelic151 2 in Women's Health

Live in London and have to go alone - has anyone done this and felt 100% safe. If so, where did you go. (I am a woman)

2007-02-22 00:26:17 · 10 answers · asked by Charlene 6 in Other - Destinations

Just LeRoy sweetie and my last name isn't sweetie!!

2007-02-22 00:26:16 · 23 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

how many did go that extra mile to search for the truth? Do u really think that more than 1.5 billions are unable to see what u think u can? does it really make sense to u? Do u really think that Islam, which is; despite all the attcks, the fastest growing religion on earth, is all about killing and terrorism, do u really believe that, or it is just easier to believe than to search?!

2007-02-22 00:26:11 · 13 answers · asked by with_a_smile 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Up till two nights ago I was drinking alcohol before bedtime cause I found it helped me sleep. As I subsequently felt like crap next morning I have decided to stop. For the past two nights though I can't sleep and am awake for a long time before drifting off. Subsequently I am very tired now in the morning.

2007-02-22 00:26:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

I hear smoking weed can actually change the color of your eyes over time. mainly make them lighter. I know this guy at my old high school who would do it all the time and his eyes actually changed color completly. anyways, does this happen? even the slightest bit?

Also, i heard smoking weed can reduce acne or something. something having to do with acne.

2007-02-22 00:26:03 · 11 answers · asked by Legionnaire 1 in Alternative Medicine

my last period was January 24-26. did i miss my period? and is it too soon to take a pergnancy test? my breast are very tender ... but other than that i don't feel like i'm getting my period. what do you guys think? oh yeah i've also been feeling very tired.

2007-02-22 00:25:58 · 5 answers · asked by destiney 3 in Trying to Conceive

2007-02-22 00:25:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2007-02-22 00:25:45 · 7 answers · asked by jackwade098 1 in Biology

2007-02-22 00:25:42 · 4 answers · asked by Opal P 1 in Other - Diseases

Websites, books, puzzles? Be specific!

2007-02-22 00:25:36 · 6 answers · asked by Evil Genius 3 in Standards & Testing

2007-02-22 00:25:35 · 8 answers · asked by mudhumper2003 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I heard that they are no longer making that circulation of money and that is worth more than face value? It sounds kinda silly to me. does Anyone know if this is true or not?

2007-02-22 00:25:29 · 2 answers · asked by amber_rose_1022 1 in Personal Finance

I bought a Unlocked Boost I875. Im a customer with Nextel. Im using my nextel sim card for my Boost mobile phone, but i cant send any text, but i can recieve can anyone help me? I read that u have to change a code or something.

2007-02-22 00:25:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

Imagine Osama and/or his thugs laughing their asses off at this clip.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

2007-02-22 00:25:10 · 6 answers · asked by Timothy B 3 in Politics

I can't lift my arm up over my head, even to shave my armpits. I can't lay on that arm. Nothing. It hurts. So is this normal???

2007-02-22 00:25:10 · 2 answers · asked by browneyegirl 3 in Other - Health

2007-02-22 00:25:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

Now we can start thinking about the weekend and what we're gonna do! Yay!

2007-02-22 00:24:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why does she do this? ...Do your pets do the same??

2007-02-22 00:24:57 · 15 answers · asked by ~*Bella*~ 5 in Cats