An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.
During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"
Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen."
From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen."
This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.
Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor. The priest was quite concerned. "You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen!"
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.
2007-02-22 00:27:32 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said
"I don't know why you're laughing; your wife fell three times last week!"
2007-02-22 00:27:48 · update #1
You need to catch up again pixie boy, but I loved it.
Here goes LOL, ROFLAMO and all that jazz yay.
Tink x
an` a * 4 ya.
2007-02-23 01:14:47 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 and a star
2007-02-22 08:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm proud to say I have never fallen.
Good one, 5/10
2007-02-22 08:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife was complaining about sore knees from falling.....this brings up a whole new set of question?????...lol.....
2007-02-22 08:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my word.........LOL well delivered punchline i tell you. Can you imagine the mayor's face?
2007-02-22 08:56:37 · answer #5 · answered by onukpa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice... I fell last week, for real, it was no good, my knees are sore
2007-02-22 09:14:31 · answer #6 · answered by Nikki D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, u r good
2007-02-22 08:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent very funny
2007-02-22 10:23:10 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before, but still okay
2007-02-22 08:41:50 · answer #9 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, very good.
2007-02-22 09:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by ann n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋