A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
>doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined
>the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
>baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip
>! down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her
>nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a
>detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder
>this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said,
>"I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
2007-02-22
23:20:31
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