All categories - 18 February 2007

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''
''No. You had your chance.''
A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''
''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''
''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?'



A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

2007-02-18 01:38:52 · 50 answers · asked by Leo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm so upset right now at my girlfriend!! I don't know what to do!! We got into a HUGE argument "i don't feel like going into that" I called her up and told her we needed to talk and she got REALLY rude with me and told me she was sleeping! I want to just drive to her house right now and talk to her but it's only 9:30 in the morning! She told me she was working until 6 like me so we'd talk then! I don't want to talk then!! I WANT TO GET ALL OF THIS OUT NOW!! I WANT TO TELL HER HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW!! I want to tell her how hurt i am right now to her face! what should i do?

2007-02-18 01:38:51 · 13 answers · asked by Mike T 2 in Singles & Dating

in english

2007-02-18 01:38:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

i have very cury hair and now look like i have a mullet. looks like i belong in the eighies . keep crying when i look in the mirror. only asked for a bloody trim. my hair takes ages to grow. help!!!

2007-02-18 01:38:39 · 8 answers · asked by star 2 in Hair

I just bought the Fusic phone from sprint and I want to put music on it without having to buy songs through the music store. please help, im so lost =]

2007-02-18 01:38:31 · 2 answers · asked by x0zreneex418 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

I have it.

2007-02-18 01:38:29 · 6 answers · asked by Dancingchickie 2 in Infectious Diseases

I may have a stalker and am wondering if they can track down my personal information such as name, address and phone number. This is scaring me a little bit. Any advice???? I appreciate anything anyone says. Thanks!!

2007-02-18 01:38:27 · 5 answers · asked by anne h 1 in Security

Any scores or comments. Tks!

2007-02-18 01:38:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in UEFA Champions League

This is research for my assignment on the holocaust.

2007-02-18 01:38:22 · 8 answers · asked by me 1 in Military

I have a question I should have asked the doctor but to make it quicker, when you increase your medication to taking more than 1 a day, do you take them together or separate the pills through out the day?

2007-02-18 01:38:20 · 5 answers · asked by It's MIRANDA!!!! 4 in Mental Health

not celebrity. im stuck between sam heuston and orlaith mcallaister who do youse think

2007-02-18 01:38:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-18 01:38:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

of chicken on her plate because she couldn't finish it. I was using a ranch flavored dipping sauce, and she was using a honey mustard sauce. My question is what sauce do you like the best? Ranch or Honey mustard?

2007-02-18 01:38:06 · 6 answers · asked by hank 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-02-18 01:38:05 · 7 answers · asked by arsenalsalam 2 in Other - Society & Culture

i have to do a little spanish project,and im doing it on Guatemala. We have to find out the main dish of the place we chose. I also need to know when they usually eat breakfeast,lunch, and dinner. And what they usually eat for there three meals,and drink.

i cant really find anything,so if someone can help thankks!

2007-02-18 01:37:56 · 4 answers · asked by bradygrl121 1 in Guatemala

52 states of america?

2007-02-18 01:37:56 · 11 answers · asked by livinia 4 in Other - United States

Which of the following vitamins are excreted in the urine?
A. Vitamins A, C, and riboflavin
B. Vitamins A, E, and thiamin
C. Riboflavin, niacin, and vitamin C
D. Vitamins A, E, and K

2007-02-18 01:37:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

we've been friends with befenits if u know wat i mean. It's been like that for two months or more. Just want to know will he care when I tell him that we can't just have it no more. Because I like this other guy but nuttin's happen yet. But the problem is I still have feelings for my guy friend.

2007-02-18 01:37:36 · 9 answers · asked by LiL'BiNt 3 in Singles & Dating

does anyone know links for chinese new years songs you can listen to from your computer?

2007-02-18 01:37:25 · 3 answers · asked by ben z 2 in Music

2007-02-18 01:37:24 · 8 answers · asked by rahulsubmariner 1 in Mathematics

..or if you know, where can I go to find out? (website wise)

2007-02-18 01:37:16 · 6 answers · asked by Joseph 2 in Other - Asia Pacific

2007-02-18 01:37:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

When choosing a restaurant, select one that
A. has only a few menu choices.
B. never prepares food to order.
C. offers fancy sauces and desserts.
D. has lowfat items to choose from.

2007-02-18 01:37:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman.

"Is Mike there?" I asked.

"He's in the shower," she responded.

"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.

When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said.

"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.

"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."

2007-02-18 01:37:11 · 16 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I dont know if I am exaggerating but I haven't seen my bf in about 4 days, not even on valentine's day. Then on friday he told me he wanted to see me but had to help his baby mother because she has no place to live anymore since her mother moved and ever since that call I still haven't heard from him. I am very upset because during those few days I was sick and text him and called him but no reply. I understand he is helping his bm but I feel he could have atleast called, but I guess he wants to get back with her. I just still feel he should have told me whta was going on and etc. Now I dont know what to do, I dont even want to see him or talk to him. I call him private and I just want to tell him I HATE HIM. But my friend told me I have to confront him, but I cant even stand the sight of him. On top of that I dont know what to say to him, anymroe. I just feel like this "relationship" was a lie. I feel so hurt and lost. I thought he really cared about me. I feel so stupid.....

2007-02-18 01:36:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

So. What does it say?

2007-02-18 01:36:44 · 3 answers · asked by David H 6 in Personal Finance

Vitamins function in the body to
A. aid in energy metabolism.
B. supply energy.
C. build tissue.
D. repair cells.

2007-02-18 01:36:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

I can see the inner beauty (outer too) of people. But my weakness is that I am immodest.

2007-02-18 01:36:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys