After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman.
"Is Mike there?" I asked.
"He's in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.
When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said.
"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.
"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."
2007-02-18 01:37:11 · 16 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol what a lot of people didnt get was that it was the wrong mike, not BF and GF =) lol again
2007-02-18 01:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by star42430 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go, you will win points like none other. (plus I hear there is quite a bit of chest for the male audience in there that the girls never talk about.) Just don't let your girlfriend know you noticed!
2016-05-24 01:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One night I answered the phone. It was an obscene phone call and the guy started telling me what he wanted to do to my wife.
I said, 'Hang on,' then turned to my wife and said, 'Honey, it's for you.'
I'm fine now, thank you for asking.
2007-02-18 04:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-02-18 02:07:34 · answer #4 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-02-18 01:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont look for your bf number in the directory
2007-02-18 01:58:56 · answer #6 · answered by Rox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just got this joke emailed to me! Did you get this from Arcamax?
2007-02-18 01:41:53 · answer #7 · answered by lisa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lesson learned: Don't date people who are married.
2007-02-18 01:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by substance_of_desire 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny one
2007-02-18 01:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-18 02:30:47 · answer #10 · answered by jamesinthepeach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋