jokes to cheer you up?

Question

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''
''No. You had your chance.''
A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''
''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''
''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?'



A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Answer 1

good one

Answer 2

NICE ONE
READ THIS
Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1
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>>The questions are as follows:
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>>1) How long was the 100 yr war?
>>A) 116
>>B) 99
>>C) 100
>>D) 150
>>Sardar says "I will skip this"
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>>2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
>>A) BRASIL
>>B) CHILE
>>C) PANAMA
>>D) EQUADOR
>>Sardar asks for help from the University students
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>>3) In which month do the Russians celebrate
>>the October Revolution?
>>A) JANUARY
>>B) SEPTEMBER
>>C) OCTOBER
>>D) NOVEMBER
>>Sardar asks for help from general public
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>>4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
>>A) EDER
>>B) ALBERT
>>C) GEORGE
>>D) MANOEL
>>Sardar asks for lucky cards
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>>5) The Canary Islands , in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on
>>which animal:
>>A) CANARY BIRD
>>B) KANGAROO
>>C) PUPPY
>>D) RAT
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>>If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies,
>>then please check the answers below:
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>>1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
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>>2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
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>>3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
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>>4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his
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>>5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands
>>of the Puppies.
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>>Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar
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>>think about yourself how deep water in you are....... :) :)

Answer 3

things to learn!
From joke 1: Keep a bottle of water near ur kids before going to bed.
from joke 2: a whale may not swallow a human but it does bite and tear u apart!!
hahhahahha

Answer 4

Wow,lol that's hilarious.
Especially the 2nd one.
100/10!

Answer 5

the suited Son. A: I even have the suited son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he does not. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he does not. B: Does he ever come living house previous due? A: No, he does not. B: i assume you extremely do have the suited son. How previous is he? A: he would be six months previous next Wednesday

Answer 6

Thank You 4 cheering me up

kiss kiss hug hug smooch smoch

Answer 7

I like the 1st one even though I have heard it before

Answer 8

Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!

Answer 9

Very FUNNY!! especially the second joke
My teacher should hear it, not that she'll listen to me though!!

Answer 10

LOL hehehe. Good

thanks for the giggle

Answer 11

Both wer gud!!!!!
iv got a gud dose of joks 2day
thanks man!