One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!"Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's ok," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny!"
Then he asked 'what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished. So the bunny felt the snake all over, and said, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a LAWYER."
2007-02-18
03:19:26
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