One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!"Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's ok," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny!"
Then he asked 'what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished. So the bunny felt the snake all over, and said, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a LAWYER."
2007-02-18 03:19:26 · 36 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
try this
but hold ur nose
Santa and Banta are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Banta smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around.
He says, "Hey, you **** your pants?"
Santa says, "No."
He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Banta stops his horse and turns around.
He then says, "Are you sure you did not **** your pants?"
Santa, "Yes, I am sure."
They keep going and now the smell is getting to be unbearable. Santa is swatting the flys away. Banta stops his horse and gets off his horse. He then says, "Get of your horse. Pull down your pants. I thought you said you did not **** your pants?"
Santa replies, "I thought you meant today!"
2007-02-21 23:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gosh! That's not very PC! Tee Hee, Did you hear about the chap that got lost in his Hot Air Balloon. As he came closer to the ground he spotted a chap in designer clothes out walking his designer dog. As they drifted closer he called out "Excuse me can you tell me where we are?" The dog walker said "you're in a grass field!"
"Oh, said the balloonist you must be an accountant."
"How on earth did you know that?" said the dog walker.
The balloonist replied "Easy, everything you say is 100% accurate but totally useless!"
2007-02-22 02:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It shows that bunny are not imaginative but snakes r .SNAKES r like stick if u hold & it will poison .So Ithink it"s a silly joke guy oops sorry Mr Pd.
2007-02-19 20:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by Priya C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you purchased me! :D. i began out to get suspicious once you gave information on the subject of the 9-5 element as they have been somewhat insignificant and not generally provided in jokes. :D Sorry i won't be in a position to think of of a robust punchline... :(
2016-09-29 06:51:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...Definition of Obscene...busload of lawyers going over a cliff...with an empty seat...
2007-02-25 05:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol4 out of 5
2007-02-23 14:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by chrisandlindsayjohnston 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha
That's sooooo funny!
I laughed out loud!
2007-02-23 14:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 of ten
2007-02-21 19:29:50 · answer #8 · answered by anoop_pattat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that one's awesome. Definately a 5/5 for me. ^_^
2007-02-18 03:42:53 · answer #9 · answered by rurounikenshin_rfr21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i give the one a 9
2007-02-18 03:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋