All categories - 17 February 2007

after intercourse i get tired, but my gf never leaves me untill i reapet it twice or more,

2007-02-17 20:44:58 · 11 answers · asked by max 1 in Men's Health

a man finds out that his mistress is pregnant and planning on moving away to italy, he tells her to send him a postcard when she has the baby and to write the word spaghetti on it, that way he will know she has had it and can arrange child support for her.
about nine months later, he comes home from work and his wife tells him he has had a strange postcard, he looks at it and goes as white as a sheet.... it said:
spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti,
two with meatballs one without!

2007-02-17 20:44:57 · 11 answers · asked by sinnedfairy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-17 20:44:47 · 19 answers · asked by break me 1 in Family

i want to change my name.I am in B.Tec course second year. Problem is that i have passed my +2 central board exam with my present name.Is there any official way to change my name which should be fair in its means.Does indian govt. have any law against it or is there any way via government official.
Please help.

2007-02-17 20:44:45 · 1 answers · asked by hage r 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-02-17 20:44:41 · 6 answers · asked by maxamed m 1 in Physics

my mom is a great woman she works and take care of us and i didnt got her anything for her birthday
bs i want something i can pay for

2007-02-17 20:44:40 · 1 answers · asked by jaimy 2 in Singles & Dating

parents should not teach their children lies, for the fact they know that santa does not exist.

2007-02-17 20:44:38 · 30 answers · asked by caseyannebondoc 1 in Parenting

I heard someone once say it is because they have not got God in their lives and that satan has already got them. Christians how do you handle rude atheists? God said do not be yoked to them. As king David said bad company corupts good character. I agree. Jesus said in the days days the love of many will grow cold, and that is what we are seeing today people that love themselves instead of God. I do not hang around atheiets any more. I might talk to them if i bumped into them down the street if I know them, and I may bring up Jesus and the Father to them am plant seeds to the people the Holy Spirit leads me to but that is about it. Most non believers are getting more sinnful each day, christians do you find that? How do you handle it? I will tell you this christians I cannot wait to go home to Heaven, just wish it was tonight. How do you handle those kinds of individuals. Christians one day we will be home and we will not have to put up with those kinds of people again.

2007-02-17 20:44:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

one of my relatives baby is only4 months and he cannot hold his head,his head looks little bigger than normal nor he can cry good,his eyes are usually fixed up other wise he is fine eats good smiles ,play but hhe is not like normal kids of this age as he cannot follow with eyes,although he can hear and see any sugestions?

2007-02-17 20:43:46 · 5 answers · asked by suzan 2 in Parenting

2007-02-17 20:43:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I have an elergic reaction to chemical hair dyes. I don't want to use henna as the red colour it gives to the hair, doesn't suit me at all. Are there any totally herbal hair dyes available which would give dark brown or black colour?

2007-02-17 20:43:18 · 2 answers · asked by priyanka 1 in Skin Conditions

How do i love thee? let me count the ways,
i love thee to the depth and breadth and height
my soul can reach, when feeling out of sight for the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right;
I love thee purely as they turn from praise,
I love thee with the passion put to use in my old griefs, and with childhood's faith.
Ilove thee with a love i seemed to lose,
With my lost saints- i love thee with the breath, smiles, tears, of all my life! _ and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

2007-02-17 20:43:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

9 less than y

the translation is?

2007-02-17 20:43:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

ok this is not so much of a real question, but seriously, why is the answer to everyone's question- "you're pregnant!" Its like, "I have a headache, what could it be?", "you're pregnant!" c'mon now. dont scare these poor, worried girls for no reason. sometimes it may be the right answer but many times it seems highly unlikely, maybe be a little more sensitive and quantify your answer?

and another thing:
yes periods are sometimes irregular, especially when u are a teenager. many girls have skipped periods for a month or 2 when they are young. dont panic, but see a doctor if it happens all the time or u are beyond puberty age

yes sex will hurt the first time

yes its normal to feel crampy and nauseaus on your period

no you cant increase your breast size magically unless u get implants or gain weight

birth control pills can help with your heavy periods and severe cramps if u have them

no pap smears do not hurt, they take a second and they are very helpful

good luck.

2007-02-17 20:43:14 · 8 answers · asked by SweetDarlin' 3 in Women's Health

I want to shave my head and give my hair to locks of love.Im not wanting to do this because Britney spears just shaved her head but because Im thinking about all the kids with cancer that dont have hair.Im homeschooled so it really wouldnt matter what I look like and If I think I look ugly I can get a wig.Yeah Im thinking about what my friends would say but honestly I dont care.Should I do it or not?

2007-02-17 20:43:01 · 18 answers · asked by Crysta 2 in Hair

2007-02-17 20:42:54 · 4 answers · asked by Tinkabelz 1 in Mythology & Folklore

66 books,aren't they look like an encyclopedia or something?

2007-02-17 20:42:43 · 6 answers · asked by shockoshocko 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-17 20:42:33 · 19 answers · asked by Rush 2 in Polls & Surveys

Things like ghosts, vampires, shapes shifter etc..

2007-02-17 20:42:25 · 9 answers · asked by leann_hp28 2 in Mythology & Folklore

hi am a chic wid is somehow stuck wid grandparents n they dnt knw abt dis bt i want to talk wid da guy so much bt no! so plz help moi. and discribing my self iz christian tall beautiful light brown skin colour and a very good sapporting friend

2007-02-17 20:42:25 · 1 answers · asked by sherina s 1 in Singles & Dating

I have just began to take this twice a day,15ml each time, for quite bad constipation which i have.I also need to watch my calorie and saturated fat intake, and i was wondering if this solution is high in sugar/calories etc.Will anybody be able to tell me?

2007-02-17 20:42:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

so the guy I'm dating gets limp with condoms... he doesn't finish or anything like that after awhile he said he loses sensitivity... now not wearing condoms is not an option for me... soo what else can we do... we even used the trojan ultra thin... nothing works!!!

2007-02-17 20:42:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-17 20:42:11 · 18 answers · asked by megadethmegadeth 1 in Sociology

I am not being allowed to vote against the monarchy in the thumbs up or down column, WHAT'S GOING ON

2007-02-17 20:42:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Royalty

2007-02-17 20:41:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

Just curious if Japanese guys like American girls or do they only like asian?

2007-02-17 20:41:38 · 11 answers · asked by yomama23 3 in Japan

The UNICEF report is hardly shocking but now there is an official stamp.
Tony is as we speak spinning on tv, can we really expect the (laugh) Labour Government, as it is, to finally acknowledge how bad it has become for not just children but most people since the death of real Labour?

2007-02-17 20:41:20 · 12 answers · asked by farshadowman 3 in Other - Society & Culture

mine are
taker & batista
mvp & mnm
london & kendrick
lashley coz i dnt want to c kennedy go to ecw
king booker
chavo
boogeys

2007-02-17 20:41:08 · 11 answers · asked by yudi kicks ass 3 in Wrestling