>>Test for Idiocy
>>B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
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>>instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately
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>>Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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>>Ready? GO!!!
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>>First Question:
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>>Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
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>>Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
>>absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his
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>>so you are second!
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>>Try not to screw up next time.
>>Now answer the second question,
>>but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
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>>Second Question:
>>I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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>>Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
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>>You're not very good at this, are you?
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>>Third Question:
>>Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
>>Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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>>Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
>>Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
>>Now add 10 . What is the total?
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>>Did you get 5000?
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>>The correct answer is actually 4100.
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>>If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
>>Today is definitely not your day, is it?
>>Maybe you'll get the last question right....
>>...Maybe.
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>>Fourth Question:
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>>Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.
>>Nono. What
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>>Did you Answer Nunu?
>>NO! Of course it isn't.
>>Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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>>Okay, now the bonus round:
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>>A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
>>imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
>>expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
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>>Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
>>sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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>>He just has to open his mouth and ask...
>>It's really very simple.... Like you!
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2007-02-16
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