I'm feeling homesick. give a one liner to make me laugh.
2007-02-16 00:29:34 · 23 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What do you call a scots woman with one leg?
Eileen
2007-02-16 00:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket(OK not really a one liner, but the beginning of a great limerick)
2007-02-16 00:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by Mike V 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it was'nae for ya wellies where would ya be,
you'd be in the hospital or infirmary,
cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pluracy
if ya did'nae have your feet and your wellies
It's not a one liner I know, it's Billy Connoly he cracks me up.
2007-02-16 00:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by Rhapsody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least your not in the UK Government in the House of Parliament in London.
2007-02-16 00:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by robertk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer know. long in the past my time... i think of ... i assume I wasn't born yet, so that is stressful to renowned for advantageous ... Who is conscious ... i does no longer even stay in North u.s. ... i became into continually informed that i became into in Canada, yet some human beings prefer to renowned ... .... ... long tale short, i myself do no longer know while anybody arrived in North u.s..
2016-11-23 12:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your from Glasgow and your homesick...now, that gotta be a joke.
2007-02-16 00:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by knowitall 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if it wisnae for yer wellies whaur wid ye be?yd be in the hospital or the imfirmary! im awa tae ma ain bit to play noo fur ma denner.
2007-02-16 01:12:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer-Och its no that dark!!!I
I can say this as I am half Scottish!
2007-02-16 00:34:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I understand it is a National Secret what a Scotsman wears under his kilt?
2007-02-16 00:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do you no ken that the Scots are a bonnie people.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-02-16 00:35:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋