>>Test for Idiocy
>>B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
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>>instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately
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>>Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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>>Ready? GO!!!
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>>First Question:
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>>Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
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>>Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
>>absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his
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>>so you are second!
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>>Try not to screw up next time.
>>Now answer the second question,
>>but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
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>>Second Question:
>>I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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>>Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
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>>You're not very good at this, are you?
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>>Third Question:
>>Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
>>Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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>>Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
>>Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
>>Now add 10 . What is the total?
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>>Did you get 5000?
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>>If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
>>Today is definitely not your day, is it?
>>Maybe you'll get the last question right....
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>>Fourth Question:
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>>Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.
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>>A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
>>imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
>>expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
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>>Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
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>>He just has to open his mouth and ask...
>>It's really very simple.... Like you!
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2007-02-16 00:29:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try the calculator you idiot!
2007-02-16 00:37:42 · update #1
good one...i just need to comment on an asnwer a few above me....the answer is not 5000!!! how can u actually write that down and still not realize it?
look: 1000+1000+1000+1000=4000 then take 40+30+20+10 (that equals 100) your answer is 4100...how do u get through math class??
2007-02-16 00:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by tiffany6322 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I figured out number two and the bonus round, but i got stuck on the rest. I got 3000 for number 3, you should determine whether the initial "Take 1000" is +1000 or -1000. Very amusing and entertaining, however.
2007-02-16 01:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by Mercenary Poet 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those totally make sense after you reread them. Good one so hilarious
2007-02-16 04:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I've only got the 3rd and 4th qns right. But great test from u! I like it!
2007-02-16 01:35:37 · answer #4 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually I got them ALL right...even the math one...some of these are old..but entertaining nonetheless!
2007-02-16 01:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol - u jus made me laught at myself (thats done twice today - first when i bumped into a lamp post - cos i woz jus to tired, and now)
lol!!
that test jus proved i am an idiot
2007-02-16 00:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey! Iknew all the answers.
2007-02-16 00:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by chandrasanyal 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, boy! Just what I needed at this hour of the morning!!
2007-02-16 00:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by St♥rmy Skye 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I overtook the last person, I was first, I'd just lapped them.
2007-02-16 00:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are not bad. i had heard them before in an email. So i did get them right.
2007-02-16 00:33:50 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋