i try and try and can't do that.
i try more and more, i just can't.
i don't try at all, it just happens.
what is it ??????
can u tell ??????
lets see
oh yah, there r some Chuck Norris ones while u think : : :
Do u know Chuck Norris??
No u don't. U can't, till he's behind u.
U know why is it better that dinosaurs return. Becauz being eaten by Dinosaurs will be far less painful. Anyways dinosaurs won't be able to survive till there's Chuck Norris.
Do u know aliens exist. They r waiting for Chuck to die so that they can attack.
Whenever u read a world record book, don't forget to read the last page, becauz something very important is mentioned in a footprint at the last page. It is : 'All records are presently held by Carlos Ray Chuck Norris. The ones mentioned here are the closest ever reached.'
feel free to share yours. Chuck Norris himself says that he likes Chuck jokes.
2007-02-16
23:26:23
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