In what aisle could I find the Irish Whiskey?” the shopper asked.
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something,
if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
The shopper goes on, “If I asked for some Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
Well, I probably wouldn't!" The clerk says.
With deep self-righteous indignation, the shopper says,
"Well then why did you ask me if I'm Irish because I asked for Irish Whiskey?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Base"
2007-02-14
00:11:33
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