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if not would you suggest another ice breaker in pubs

2007-02-14 00:09:58 · 29 answers · asked by the gay bear 1 in Arts & Humanities Books & Authors

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Well gay bear, it is rather charming, but if you want an alternative, try the chat-up line of: "nice t its, fancy a shag?"

2007-02-14 00:12:20 · answer #1 · answered by Meeeee! 5 · 2 0

Yeah sure, in just the same way that men would find it 'charming and endearing' to have their genitalia grabbed in a comedy 'wahey' manner.

What better ice breaker could there possibly be?

Thanks for making me laugh anyway.

2007-02-14 08:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 3 0

You have to be joking?! Once, when I was in the kitchen of a house in Sydney, Australia during a BBQ, hearing a discussion about one of the other guest's voluptuous breasts. The men's banter turned to my friend, who was helping me stack the dish-washer. Somebody asked her why she had never had her front teeth corrected. Her instant reply was, 'Well, I'm glad I've got something that protrudes.'
Ice breakers in pubs? Not qualified to answer. Has to be witty and not of the 'do you come here often?' variety.
Last time I was in a pub in the UK the locals asked if my colleague and I were German. I told them 'no'. 'Why are you speaking German?' 'Because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish. German is our common language.' 'Are you from Germany?' 'No, we both live in Switzerland.' That's when the natives started to get friendly.

2007-02-15 06:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0 0

I think most woman would answer no to this, i guess it depends on the amount of alcohol consumed and the type of lady, possibly a pat on the bottom may be less offensive!
I would recommend a good old fashioned compliment would be a good ice breaker in a pub, like hello i love your dress/shoes/hair etc!

2007-02-14 09:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by lisa 1 · 0 0

Here's what you do : You say 'I bet you 50P that I can make your 'knockers' rise up up and down without touching them. You guarantee them that NO-ONE will touch them but that they WILL move up and down of their own accord. Eventually they say ok, then you step forward and grab 'em, hand over the 50p and tell her it was worth it!

I saw this done once in a pub! (Probably better to do on someone you know well enough to take the joke, though!)

2007-02-14 08:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love the way a mans face looks when you have just kicked him as hard as you can right in the knackers lol

hey its fair game if you wanna grab my knockers be prepared to pay the price.

2007-02-14 08:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Do men like getting kneed in the groin or having pepper spray in their eyes? If not would you suggest another ice breaker in pubs?

2007-02-14 08:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by Monica 3 · 5 0

Why is is this in books and authors? I don't know any woman who finds this charming - I suspect you have asked this question purely to get a rise out of certain people.

2007-02-14 08:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Linzre 2 · 2 0

Some women think it's charming and encourage it,but a lot of women try not to encourage it. Which category do you fit in.

2007-02-14 08:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not the knockers that can hurt. Try goosing them instead xxxxx

2007-02-14 08:12:00 · answer #10 · answered by starlet108 7 · 0 0

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