All categories - 14 February 2007

A farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbors’ bull and turned it loose in the pasture.

He told his son to watch and come back in the house to tell him when the bull was finished.

After a while, the boy comes in to the living room where his father is entertaining some guests.
“Say pop”, says the boy.
“Yes?” replies the father.
“The bull just screwed the brown cow!”

There was a sudden silence in the room.

“Son, you mustn’t use language like that in front of company, you should say the bull ‘surprised’ the cow. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull ‘surprises’ the white cow.”

So after some time, the boy comes back in and says,

“Hey daddy!”

“Yes son. Did the bull ‘surprise’ the white cow?”

“He sure did pop! He screwed the brown cow again!”

2007-02-14 20:15:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My dad died when I was 5 and my mother when I was 19. I have no brothers and sisters but have somehow muddled through life but still scarred by unfortunate past. Just wondered if there is anyone who has suffered similar misfortune and wondered how they have coped?

2007-02-14 20:15:39 · 10 answers · asked by Prince 3 in Family

2007-02-14 20:15:38 · 15 answers · asked by aswitha v 1 in Other - News & Events

I would like to know the training centers in US job prospectus and fees for this course. It would be great if you can let me know the prerequiste for this course

2007-02-14 20:15:35 · 1 answers · asked by jb 1 in Higher Education (University +)

Ok, Ive been told that I may be diagnosed with depression, which If you can help me in anyway my signs are:
SOCIAL: My social is non-existent, I can't go anywhere by myself, I always have to have my sister with me or a friend, someone...I'm scared of the phone... which by that I mean.. when someone calls that I don't know who it is, I get someone to answer it, or let it rang, I can't call anyone, I don't know why, I keep thinking they would say somthing horrible to me.. and I never dealt with anyone rude.. I can't order from anywhere.. inside resturants, or eat in them... If Im hungry I go through the Drive-thru.. It's crazy
JOB: I'm unemployed, Im to afraid to go to interviews, or if I think about getting a job, I keep thinking all the bad things that could happen, or that I might messup somthing and get yelled at
LOVE: I havent been with anyone for 7 years, and I'm afraid to meet anyone for a date.. or to hang out
And I refuse to take pills for it.. because It can lead to suicide

2007-02-14 20:15:34 · 8 answers · asked by ginagirl2506 2 in Other - Health

our parents arranged this..we are gonna get married by april,im in india and he is in dubai..i dont know wat to do???we have an age difference of 5 yearz..please help me...

2007-02-14 20:15:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

who are these people and what do they do:The president of singapore,prime minister of singapore,senior minister of singapore,minister mentor of singapore,minister of education of singapore,minister of transport of singapore,minister of manpower of singapore,foreign affairs minister of singapore,minister of health of singapore.U must write down the names of them and then the roles.Write a paragraph of 3 to 4 lines about their roles.If not dont answer.

2007-02-14 20:15:09 · 4 answers · asked by Kenneth Koh 5 in Government

What is the connection between them and father God of Jesus?

2007-02-14 20:15:00 · 8 answers · asked by nezih batgun 3 in Religion & Spirituality

APurple Heart from ADM "Bulls" Halsey-field medal hand made knife from my grand father for him a USMC pith Helmet patches/A-1-9 3rd Div/ 9th mar. A sea bag assorted medals.. V-mail--Dress greens uniform--many pix's and letters from Senator Howlin Heflin his Lt. along with carved bamboo saying Gaudalcanal/native comb from Bougainville and a Beautiful pix of MY father in dress blues along with his brother 3rd div. Navy WWll/ and my grandfather in his WWl Army uniform also 3rd Div great history pix...this all needs a good final resting HOME. thank you all for the help----Gregory --USAF--(not in the 3rd Div.)

2007-02-14 20:14:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

let's say you manage a McDonals Restaurant which is one of the best fast food chain in the country. suddenly, you notice that almost all of your customers are senior citizens who sits in for a cup of coffee, chatting with friends and seems to stay from two to five hours. you are so worried that the image you are projecting with your restaurant is a "fast food resto" and normally customers are expected to "eat and run". you are also concerned that your restaurant might come to be known as an "old people's resto" -- which might discourage some younger customers. what are the possible ways to do to cope up wuth this problem? thankz so much!!

2007-02-14 20:14:54 · 10 answers · asked by darling_zwitart 1 in Fast Food

2007-02-14 20:14:48 · 7 answers · asked by ali e 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2007-02-14 20:14:40 · 5 answers · asked by no2 2 in Makeup

Walter E Brown died in the nay in Jan. 1944. I am trying to find out about him. My son is his grandson.

2007-02-14 20:14:39 · 2 answers · asked by bkjlbh 1 in Military

doing loads of exercixe including power walking but nothing seems to be happening no weight loss and still flabby

2007-02-14 20:14:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Here's the deal. I'm a digital art major in my final year of college and i'm a little concerned as to what i'll do with this degree. I feel very comfortable with Photoshop. But everything else I honestly feel like I just touch the waters (flash, illustrator, imageready, final cut, soundtrack, live type) Honestly I just started learning flash & illustrator. For the most part I enjoy making short videos collages, and abstract art with Photoshop. Will this help with any career? Is it good to be familiar with a bunch of programs vs mastering only one? Please any advice, greatly appreciated. Thanks

2007-02-14 20:14:16 · 6 answers · asked by experiencenirvana 2 in Other - Visual Arts

hey are there any good Underwear sites where i can find swimming speedo's ( need baby blue one)

2007-02-14 20:14:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-02-14 20:14:13 · 9 answers · asked by picethatshot 1 in Polls & Surveys

Hello, I was just wondering if you think that Sonic the Hedgehog (forr Xbox 360 and PS3) is a good game to play, not counting all the loading and graphic problems. I'm asking this because I want to play that game. I've already seen clips (both story mode and errors with the game) that game and it still seems like fun. So, what do you think?

2007-02-14 20:14:08 · 6 answers · asked by missaubren 2 in Video & Online Games

Personally I'm getting geared up for the Daytona 500 on Sunday ;)

2007-02-14 20:13:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 20:13:42 · 7 answers · asked by princess 2 in Singles & Dating

hello everyone, I'm a senior high student in taiwan.
I plan going to study UNI in Aus in the middle of 2008!
Well,I'm considering Uni of Canberra & Uni of south Australia
this two universities!!

Actullay, I want 2 get Bachelor Journalism !cause I want 2 be journalist in the future!
well, i still want to take some spanish class in uni because i studied spanish in taiwan, i don want 2 give up that!
besides,i choose this two uni is bcz that i don want to spend too much money from my parents!!!

ok, here is the questions

1.Which uni's reputation is better?
2.Which uni's students are easier to get jobs?
3.how about expense, which place is cheaper?
4.according to my require,which uni should I choose??

thx very much!!!!!!!

2007-02-14 20:13:41 · 2 answers · asked by Zachary 1 in Studying Abroad

a) Tony Montana (Scarface)

b) Tony Soprano

c) Don Vito Corleone (Godfather Sr.)

d) Michael Corleone (Godfather Jr.)

e) Al Swearengen (incipient boss of Deadwood)

f) Bill (from Kill Bill)

g) All of the above

h) None of the above (if you answer this, you don't need to explain why, unless you really want to)

2007-02-14 20:13:34 · 11 answers · asked by Roland 4 in Polls & Surveys

I never forget a face, but no one remembers mine. :(

2007-02-14 20:13:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Give me detailed answers, its for a school speech.

2007-02-14 20:13:26 · 10 answers · asked by laladingdong 2 in Civic Participation

2007-02-14 20:13:16 · 1 answers · asked by KEIFER l 1 in Philosophy

It eats all through the day. sleeps through the day. Barks through the night. Can you help me with suggestions?

2007-02-14 20:13:02 · 5 answers · asked by Tectonic Degree 1 in Other - Pets

i checked my husbands history and found when im not around hes been looking at online porn and adult sex finder i asked him about this and he got angry saying he was just looking and by accident went on to adult sex finder but i checked again yesterday and found more porn sites and find sex in the uk website this has made me lose all my trust in him and made me really insecure.If it was you what would you do?

2007-02-14 20:13:00 · 16 answers · asked by beck 3 in Marriage & Divorce

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2007-02-14 20:12:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tommorow is my sis's 22nd birthday.I have never gifted my sister before.But this time i want to gift her with something.Anyway she is doing avitation in airline.I dont have much money in my pocket and i m 1 year smaller then my sister.What should i gift here on her 22nd birthday other then clothes?

2007-02-14 20:12:54 · 8 answers · asked by dummie 1 in Family