A farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbors’ bull and turned it loose in the pasture.
He told his son to watch and come back in the house to tell him when the bull was finished.
After a while, the boy comes in to the living room where his father is entertaining some guests.
“Say pop”, says the boy.
“Yes?” replies the father.
“The bull just screwed the brown cow!”
There was a sudden silence in the room.
“Son, you mustn’t use language like that in front of company, you should say the bull ‘surprised’ the cow. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull ‘surprises’ the white cow.”
So after some time, the boy comes back in and says,
“Hey daddy!”
“Yes son. Did the bull ‘surprise’ the white cow?”
“He sure did pop! He screwed the brown cow again!”
2007-02-14 20:15:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO... its more like a cow full of bull.. hahaha
good one... thanx 4 the laugh..
2007-02-14 21:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-24 02:25:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny it made me laugh - good one!
Anyway, why did the bull rush?
Cos it saw the cow slip!
2007-02-14 20:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! LOL. You caused me to burst out laughing with this one! LOL.
Still telling Good Ones, huh? LOL. Kudos! 10*
Have a great new week!
2007-02-18 11:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>>thanks Neo, for the laugh of the day. Now a days, good jokes are rare and you are the one who supplies such jokes.
2007-02-14 21:59:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaa hes all screwed up 10/10
2007-02-22 17:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the most funniest thing I have ever heard. No, I'm lying.
2007-02-22 07:56:54 · answer #7 · answered by charity_of_the_world 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most excellenta`
2007-02-22 14:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah thats not bad. poor white cow.....she didnt get any fun
2007-02-22 12:01:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, a really big laugh here.
2007-02-14 20:21:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋