Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event.
It is narrowed down to the Russian - Igor 'The Killer' Kankan - and the American, Hank the Yank for the gold medal.
Before the match, Hank's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"
Hank nodded in agreement.
Now, to the match: Hank and the Igor circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!
A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.
2007-02-11
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