Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event.
It is narrowed down to the Russian - Igor 'The Killer' Kankan - and the American, Hank the Yank for the gold medal.
Before the match, Hank's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"
Hank nodded in agreement.
Now, to the match: Hank and the Igor circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!
A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.
2007-02-11 20:42:32 · 21 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Suddenly there was a horrible scream followed by a resounding cheer from the crowd!
The trainer raised his eye just in time to see Igor flying up in the air, his back hit the mat with a thud, and Hank weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded! When he finally got Hank alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
"Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own b*lls!" Replied Hank
2007-02-11 20:42:56 · update #1
nice one jay made my eyes water just thinking about it
2007-02-11 20:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leprechaun mud wrestling definitely.
2016-05-24 00:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ball curry and rice that was full of spice.
I shared with my wife who said. "How very nice...
To know how to build up your passion at night."
Now my balls are shriveled up in fear of a bite.
2007-02-11 21:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - gud joke - i thought it were gonna b somat else - like the guy ends up bumin da next guy to get him off, but dat 1 woz betta (ur version meanin)
2007-02-11 21:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nearly fell for that one ! Very good.
2007-02-11 21:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW I CAN FEEL THE PAIN MYSELF 9/10
2007-02-11 23:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny it made me laugh. brave man
2007-02-11 21:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, good one, totally didn't expect it!
2007-02-11 20:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange, but funny...
2007-02-11 21:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2007-02-11 20:46:12 · answer #10 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋