All categories - 5 February 2007

2007-02-05 10:44:40 · 3 answers · asked by leaona g 1 in Internet

There was a kid at my school that sat behind the bus driver.

He sang: "if my mom is an elephant, and my dad is an elephant, then i would be a little elephant"

The bus driver started to get annoyed. And then the kid continue to sang again: "If my mom is a bull, and my dad is a bull, then i am a little bull"

He sang for about 10 more animals, the bus driver get so mad and he yelled:
-"IF YOUR DAD IS A DRUNKER AND YOUR MOM IS A PROS*TITUTE, THEN WHAT ARE YOU HUH?"

The kid said: "A Bus Driver!"

2007-02-05 10:44:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if u ever have a really close guy friend, then would ever consider him as ur datin type??.

2007-02-05 10:44:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Mine would have to be a good lasagne with a crunchy cheesy top, and lots of bechamel??? (spelling??) sauce. Whats yours???

2007-02-05 10:44:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

My dad is looking for a book, that he read a very long time ago. He isn't sure what the title is, nor the author, though he thought it was something like "came a spider", or something with spider in the title. If he remembers correctly: It is a suspense novel in which a woman breaks up with her bf. her vengeful ex is stalking her, and magically shows up everytime she moves or changes her name. The girl hires an ex-government agent who soon realizes that the bf is tracking her through magazine subscriptions.. This is, unfortunately, all my dad remembers, and it would be great if you guys could help us.

Thanks a lot!!!
~Kelly

2007-02-05 10:44:29 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

Suppose that a farmer has land that can produce 20 bushels of corn per acre or 10 bushels of wheat per acre. She currently is producing 100 bushels of corn and 100 bushels of wheat. What is the opportunity cost to the farmer, measured in bushels of corn, of producing an additional 10 bushels of wheat?

2007-02-05 10:44:28 · 3 answers · asked by iHEARTjuicy 1 in Mathematics

2007-02-05 10:44:28 · 5 answers · asked by duckgirl313 1 in Careers & Employment

2007-02-05 10:44:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

2007-02-05 10:44:17 · 2 answers · asked by ted 3 in STDs

im battling psychiatric probs and live in a small flat in the uk, im very lonely, isolated, i have no friends. i only have my mum and dad for support. im 29 and have missed out on life so much, missed out on relashionships, somebody nice, a nice girl. social development, employment, study. i desperatly want to achieve my goals in life & am scared of time running out on me. i would love to emmegrate to the us or canada, & live in a nice home, with a nice girlfriend. but i cant see how im gonna achieve this. it seems to difficult from where iam now. on benefits, living in a small flat in the uk, battling dibilitating psychiatric problems..very low self esteem, low moods everyday, bleak morbid thoughts, racing thoughts, im wondering if anyone from canada or the us throw me a life line & coach me, work with me to help me achieve my goals. my dreams. im willing to do things your way. im willing to work with you. but i need someone to help me work out a plan. how i can emmegrate.step by step

2007-02-05 10:44:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

A 2.50*10^2-kg cast-iron car engine contains water as a coolant. Suppose that the engine's temperature is 35.0º Celsius when it is shut off, and the air temperature is 10.0º Celsius. The heat given off by the engine and water in it as they cool to air temperature is 4.40*10^6 Joules. What mass of water is used to cool the engine?

Please help me with this problem.
I can't understand this.

2007-02-05 10:44:15 · 2 answers · asked by swimmertommy 1 in Physics

2007-02-05 10:44:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Idk but i just did it i felt bad,, but i dont kno y wut u guys think i should tell him?

2007-02-05 10:44:14 · 9 answers · asked by secrete_rikan_dove 1 in Singles & Dating

i just got some condoms and i don't have a girlfiend what should i do

2007-02-05 10:44:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

How did nationalism cause unrest in the Balkans in the late 1800's

2007-02-05 10:44:10 · 1 answers · asked by harley324dog 1 in Homework Help

2007-02-05 10:44:07 · 14 answers · asked by sharon b 1 in Dogs

Does anyone know the website for a bus from Athens to Delphi. I know its a 3 hour journey (approx.), but how much is the cost, return? I don't want to go on a one day tour, because I want to spend 2 or 3 days there.

Thanks for any help.

2007-02-05 10:44:06 · 2 answers · asked by alienaviator 4 in Greece

Does anyone know when they do the coin toss WHO decides which team gets "heads" and which gets "tails"?

2007-02-05 10:44:06 · 10 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Football (American)

2007-02-05 10:43:59 · 12 answers · asked by tre_132mp 4 in Military

you know, Revrend Run's daughter.

2007-02-05 10:43:58 · 5 answers · asked by ♥JaMeS's MoMmY♥ 4 in Magazines

What are u ppls favorite tv show?????

2007-02-05 10:43:57 · 24 answers · asked by vOxNi 4 in Television

2007-02-05 10:43:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what if you just want your freedom back, do you have to take the 50% finances ur entitled to? or can you just tell the judge I want no cash....well maybe not 50%, just some money to get by on.
also a car was "gifted to me" but it isn't in my name.
If your legally separated, can you still date? (no sex of course)

2007-02-05 10:43:51 · 1 answers · asked by Yvonne 4 in Law & Ethics

be specific and you could even include me if you want!!

here's a pic. of me!

http://www.thehairstyler.com/images/celebrity/Celebrity_1031.jpg

~♥~

2007-02-05 10:43:45 · 11 answers · asked by ShOrTe 1 in Polls & Surveys

all my favorite videos are missing.

2007-02-05 10:43:38 · 3 answers · asked by le_disko 2 in Media & Journalism

This Friday ( feb,9) my school is having a sixties day... I need some hair suggestions, descriptions, and pictures. I'm a black female ( so I need some styles a sistah can wear.. can I get an amen!!!! LOL) about 5 "4 1/2" with thick hair that comes to my shoulders...??







Thanks

2007-02-05 10:43:38 · 2 answers · asked by diva in training! 2 in Hair

My significant other and I are thinking about renting an apartment together. Neither of us have ever had our own place and neither of us have any credit. What do you think our chances are of getting a place? Is it better to have both our names on the lease or no? Why? This is something new for me, so of course, I don't know much about it. I'd appreciate hearing from people who are actually in the business of renting out apartments (managers) too.

2007-02-05 10:43:35 · 4 answers · asked by miss_slyik_kiss 3 in Renting & Real Estate

I ♥ my America, so leave us alone! We rock our own socks off! I have lived here my whole 24 years, and never want to move!

2007-02-05 10:43:33 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Mayk Up♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have major allergies that affect my eyes tremendously. My eyes get irritated and red due to my allergies and me wearing contacts. I need to wear contacts, what should i do to reduce the irritation that i get in my eyes due to the contacts and what should i do to reduce how red my eyes get due to the contacts also.

I need to know what kind of contacts i need for my situation and also if i should take any eye drops for my eyes and at what times during the day should i take these drops.

2007-02-05 10:43:32 · 2 answers · asked by Pablo 4 in Allergies

if my mom wont give me the information needed because shes such a *****!!!!!!!!!!! ughhh
so how do i get a passport

2007-02-05 10:43:31 · 3 answers · asked by lilianna_babe17 1 in Immigration