There was a kid at my school that sat behind the bus driver.
He sang: "if my mom is an elephant, and my dad is an elephant, then i would be a little elephant"
The bus driver started to get annoyed. And then the kid continue to sang again: "If my mom is a bull, and my dad is a bull, then i am a little bull"
He sang for about 10 more animals, the bus driver get so mad and he yelled:
-"IF YOUR DAD IS A DRUNKER AND YOUR MOM IS A PROS*TITUTE, THEN WHAT ARE YOU HUH?"
The kid said: "A Bus Driver!"
2007-02-05 10:44:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got this from my friend
2007-02-05 10:44:53 · update #1
lol
2007-02-05 10:47:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha
heres something similar
(well not really)
theres this 1sy grade class and their teacher said"im a yankees fan. who else here is a yankees fan?" everyone raised their hand except 1 little girl.the teacher asked her why she didnt raise her hand. she said"im not a yankees fan i like the red socks"
the teacher said "well why are u a red socks fan?" "cuz my parents are"
"well thats not a good reason to like the red socs" "if ur parents were morons then what would u be?"
the girl says "a yankees fan!!!"
2007-02-05 19:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by !!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA very nice i need to try that on my bus driver... i wonder how fast my face will be going across the pavement. LOL funny!!!!
2007-02-05 18:52:48 · answer #3 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-05 19:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2007-02-05 18:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by almost there 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rate this joke PG13. Don't let my kids see it. lol
2007-02-05 19:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by Fish Master 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-05 18:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
micheal jackson
2007-02-05 18:51:07 · answer #8 · answered by renne w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my god! whrd u get dat from! thats funny though!
2007-02-05 18:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by iluvnickjonas96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-05 18:49:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋