All categories - 2 February 2007

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

"I wish I can become really smart and find a way off this island". POOF! The redhead immediatly build a boat out of twigs and vines and sailed off the island. The brunette then approached the genie and said "I wish to be even smarter than the redhead and find a way off the island". POOF! She started to collect rocks and seashells and made a airplane and flew right off the island. Now very excited, the blonde said to the genie "I want to be even smarter than those two and find a way off this island. POOF! The blonde turned into a man and walked across the bridge.

im blond2

2007-02-02 19:15:29 · 6 answers · asked by Cj : ) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Almost everyday my girlfriend will be suspicious of me thinking I am going out with someone else—she says I am a flirt. She asks me who I am talking too, if I am talking to someone new, and why I don’t call her back so often. She always thinks I am cheating on her. I have to assure her that I am not cheating on her almost everyday and even then she doesn’t seem to believe me. It always seems too related to sex—she thinks I will go with someone else because of sex. We been together for a month and we haven’t had sex yet. We do other sexual things.

2007-02-02 19:15:28 · 2 answers · asked by Josh 1 in Singles & Dating

Watch the following video clip:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/385711/asians_are_funny/

Do you agree that asians are funny?

2007-02-02 19:15:26 · 3 answers · asked by aefasdfasdfa 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Has been on two rounds of antibiotics. Plus hydrocordone for coughing. Vet says he wants to do exploratory surgery. This will cost 1500.00 dollars to see if she has a foxtail in her lung. In this day and age you mean to tell me there is no machine that will show a foriegn object in a dogs lung? Also what else could it be like congestive heart failure. She is nine years old. I had a friend who had to have there dog on lasix when it got older. She is 2lbs overweight and I have her on diet food. DO you think this could be the cause too? She still is eating fine and running around. What about steroids like prednisone?
Thank you in advance for anyone who might be of help/
Jenaette

2007-02-02 19:15:23 · 4 answers · asked by jeanette t 2 in Dogs

what else could it be besides angels having sex with humans and creating half breed giants?

2007-02-02 19:15:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

BECAUSE BENGAL HAS FALLEN,MAHARASHTRA DO HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING,BUT WE SHOULD NOT FORGET THAT CRICKET IS GAME WHERE EACH BALL HAS ITS OWN IMPORTANCE.ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN CRICKET!!!

2007-02-02 19:15:20 · 3 answers · asked by sankey_sankey 2 in Cricket

just one eye open.. so the words .. quit wandering across the screen..

2007-02-02 19:15:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

dragons in your house?

2007-02-02 19:15:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 19:14:57 · 8 answers · asked by tom 1 in Teaching

She is my friend and live in malaysia, where are you.

2007-02-02 19:14:31 · 3 answers · asked by Susan A 3 in Malaysia

I want to make a drop down list for my myspace so when u choose "Send Message" or w/e it takes u there after u press the button saying Click Here or w/e

2007-02-02 19:14:28 · 4 answers · asked by Ann 2 in Programming & Design

2007-02-02 19:14:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-02-02 19:14:04 · 3 answers · asked by tamorasmiles 1 in Football (American)

yesterday i got a trojan virus, while using yahoo messenger . i by chance clicked on a link popping up again and again.
it is being detected bye macafee anti virus but cannot be cleaned as it is not at the source .
aidez moi?

2007-02-02 19:13:55 · 12 answers · asked by nissan 1 in Security

2007-02-02 19:13:48 · 19 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

well i only declared 4800.00 worth of tips to my employer,but i come to find out while doing my taxes that i can declare more tips that i didnt declare to my employer,thus raising my income and basicly getting a bigger refund.i just want to know if this is legal,am i within my rights to withhold that income from my employer and then declare it and the end of the tax year,i mean after all there is a place on the 1040 tax form that says tips not reported to your employer.so pls someone get back asap hopefully a cpa or a tax lawyer or some very informed about tax laws.ty ty have a good day.

2007-02-02 19:13:38 · 10 answers · asked by enigma_cr 1 in United States

my gf & i are engaged and a couple days ago i left my house. and now shes all mad at me i had no idea i had to inform people when im walking in or out of my own house. i just felt like getting up and going to visit my friend i had know idea that i would have to tell her where im going.
i dont see what the hell i did wrong i was just gone for a couple days.

2007-02-02 19:13:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

: white http://www.meib.org/images/ff_assad_asma_bashar.jpg http://www.thebestlinks.com/images/thumb/a/ab/175px-John_E._Sununu.jpg semetic http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_happy_carpenter/images/voting_iraqis.jpg http://www.cfpeople.org/military/102103/capt.xias10310201322.iraq_training_iraqis_xias103.jpg Black http://edition.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/meast/11/27/yemen.us/story.yemeni.pres.jpg There are even Dravidians in some parts of the Middle east. How is it all one race?
It is rediculous to tell someone who looks white they are not white or who looks black they are not black if they want to identify as that

2007-02-02 19:13:17 · 6 answers · asked by prettyprincess 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-02 19:13:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

if u were to meet a 16 yr old gurl who was a virgin wat would u think???

2007-02-02 19:12:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-02 19:12:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My puppy does not eat all of her food in her bowl sometimes. At times I let the food sit there until she finishes it (which may be a couple of hours after her last feeding).
Should I let the food sit there until she finishes all of it or should I give her a couple of minutes/hours to finish it? And should I take the food away if it is not touched/finished within that time?

2007-02-02 19:12:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2007-02-02 19:12:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im planning on going in march or april

2007-02-02 19:12:32 · 4 answers · asked by b_wallace44 1 in Philippines

when it says jesus turned water into wine. they all say its grapejuice. lol.

2007-02-02 19:12:30 · 12 answers · asked by MADLYNN 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-02 19:12:24 · 6 answers · asked by jason v 1 in Psychology

white
http://www.meib.org/images/ff_assad_asma_bashar.jpg
http://www.thebestlinks.com/images/thumb/a/ab/175px-John_E._Sununu.jpg

semetic
http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_happy_carpenter/images/voting_iraqis.jpg

http://www.cfpeople.org/military/102103/capt.xias10310201322.iraq_training_iraqis_xias103.jpg

Black
http://edition.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/meast/11/27/yemen.us/story.yemeni.pres.jpg

There are even Dravidians in some parts of the Middle east. How is it all one race?

2007-02-02 19:12:14 · 9 answers · asked by prettyprincess 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-02-02 19:12:00 · 9 answers · asked by str8trisor 2 in Community Service

They could have eaten plenty of veggies. Why didn't they? Were they sinners? I heard some of those folks lived mighty old.

2007-02-02 19:11:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

The Saudis hate the likes of Ahmedinejad, Khaled Meshal, Hassan Nasarallah...

and have also declared that in the event of the US troops pulling out of Iraq, the Saudis will militarily help the Iraqi Sunnis.

Is the Middle East heading towards a major Shia-Sunni confrontation?

2007-02-02 19:11:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events