Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
"I wish I can become really smart and find a way off this island". POOF! The redhead immediatly build a boat out of twigs and vines and sailed off the island. The brunette then approached the genie and said "I wish to be even smarter than the redhead and find a way off the island". POOF! She started to collect rocks and seashells and made a airplane and flew right off the island. Now very excited, the blonde said to the genie "I want to be even smarter than those two and find a way off this island. POOF! The blonde turned into a man and walked across the bridge.
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2007-02-02 19:15:29 · 6 answers · asked by Cj : ) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL... good ones... hahaha
thanx
2007-02-02 19:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha,,
heyy,,that was nice one buddy,,
i also got a blonde joke--
blonde--heyy,,my maths teacher is mad,,
man--why?
blonde--she told me yesterday 2 + 2 = 4
man--but thats correct,,
blonde--but today she is telling 3 + 1 = 4
2007-02-03 03:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
* ha ha *.. well not all blondes are stupid, but I'm so glad I'm a brunette.. and thanks these were pretty friggin funny.. thumbs way up.. never heard the second one.. bout the submarine..
2007-02-03 03:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are good at these.
2007-02-03 04:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...thanks for those...
2007-02-03 03:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by ♠EmilyJayne♠ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff. thanks for the easy two points.
2007-02-03 03:24:41 · answer #6 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋