All categories - 2 February 2007

2007-02-02 19:17:48 · 11 answers · asked by rj 1 in Other - Health

the designs should be of olden times pictures during the reign of harsh aur the girls in dresses of like vasantsena types
i know its damn difficult but if anybody can help

2007-02-02 19:17:47 · 2 answers · asked by arushi 1 in Painting

Hide the Duke

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"

2007-02-02 19:17:46 · 6 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Just curious....its frickin' cold here. Below freezing and apparently we're supposed to expect snow....although I didn't think it snowed much when it got to be this cold.

2007-02-02 19:17:43 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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There was a red head, brunette, and a blonde driving in a convertible car. They were driving to fast and flew over a gaurd rail and they landed in a river. The red head and the brunette float up to the surface. Why didn't the blonde?

-Her door was locked!


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There was a burnette sitting in the middle of the road singing 53 53 53 53. A blond comes out to where the burnette was and said, what are you doing? The burnette motioned her to sit down. The blonde did and started to sing with the burnette, 53 53 53 53. The burnette got up when the blonde was to caught up in singing and moved to the side of the road. A semi came speeding down the highway and the blonde was ran over. The burnette came back out, moved the dead blonde into the ditch. She sat down, and started to sing, 54 54 54 54.

b the way im blond 2 lol

2007-02-02 19:17:42 · 8 answers · asked by Cj : ) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-02 19:17:30 · 13 answers · asked by abcdefg 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I saw a music video last night and this band had a killer guitar solo in it. During the solo the video shows the two guitarists playing a video game of themselves. Can anyone help me?

2007-02-02 19:17:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-02 19:17:12 · 22 answers · asked by Zero 1 in Alternative Medicine

I am a 25 year old male. My hearing is fine- and everything sounds just as loud today as it has any other day of my life. My problem is that for the last decade or so I have been having difficulty distinguishing between sounds. I hear a word and it sounds like gibberish because it could be any number of other words- or I listen to any given song and cannot tell at all what is being sung about (this happens with most songs for me even if they are turned up). I don't think my problem is ear related as much as it is brain related due to my inability to make sense of the information coming in. I also have trouble hearing what specifically someone is saying if there is background noise due to the conflict of sounds. Is there a name for what I have- and if so, could someone post a link so I can read up on it? Thanks.

2007-02-02 19:17:12 · 4 answers · asked by solidwhetstone 2 in Mental Health

i've asked this before, but didn't really get the answers. thanks

2007-02-02 19:17:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

to your bank account from paypal,and it says complete does it mean its in your account?

2007-02-02 19:17:03 · 5 answers · asked by lacey 2 in Internet

The girls that are getting pregnant are getting younger and younger. It used to be like 19 or 18 but now its like my age 13, I don't understand how this all happened. Is being a 13 year old pregnant girl begging to be normal? and I subscribed to a tyra newsletter and I read that there will be an episode about a prostitute at 13. and its not just pregnancy, I see children was younger than me smoking and drinking. I smoked once and I felt guilty and told my mom and she said it was ok to smoke only socially. so tell me what is happening to the world?

2007-02-02 19:17:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

For me it is the color of my husband's hair...

2007-02-02 19:16:58 · 27 answers · asked by Holli 1 in Polls & Surveys

has his mistake of going to war (under huge pressures and bad tampered advice) overshadowed all the good he has done and does he deserve to be more celebrated for his succeses.

2007-02-02 19:16:57 · 27 answers · asked by Dan Ln 3 in Politics

I'm on zoloft for Post Partum Anxiety/Panic Attacks. I can no longer stand the touch of cardboard, unfinished wood, and even some types of paper. I was wondering if this is sometimes caused by or related to zoloft?

2007-02-02 19:16:56 · 3 answers · asked by eileengallia 2 in Mental Health

can anyone guide me to a site where i can find professional fashion drawing figures?

2007-02-02 19:16:54 · 2 answers · asked by diyalib 1 in Drawing & Illustration

will you help look for him?

2007-02-02 19:16:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 19:16:43 · 5 answers · asked by sunshine&summertime! 3 in Other - Education

My brother is addicted to meth and is also suicidal. His common law wife found out that he was having an affair with another women who is also addicted to meth. Since then my brother talks about killing himself and he has a loaded gun that he carries in his pocket. His wife has told me that he has held the gun to his chest and head in front of her threatening to kill himself for what he has done. He also says that he is obsessed with this "other women" and can't let her go. They apparently have had a very volatile relationship and this other women knows how to push his buttons. He seems even more obsessed with her since he found out she has another boyfriend. She continues to call my brother and even met him at a motel last monday. My brother said they did some meth together then somehow she drugged him and stole his car (the car he was driving belongs to our dad). Since then he is delusional and even more suicidal. During one episode he kept calling his wife by the other girls name.

2007-02-02 19:16:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-02-02 19:16:31 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

lol there are these 2 streets right beside eachother by my house

one of them is Inglewood, the other is Compton

2007-02-02 19:16:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was moving into my new apartment last week, and the place was empty except for unpacked boxes...and my friends got an idea for a joke so they tackled me, stripped me completely BUCK NAKED, and ran out of the house with all my boxes of my things...and all my CLOTHES!!

I was stuck in this empty apartment with absolutely NOTHING, and my friend Jenny was on her way over...and had the key to get in!!

When she got there, she briefly saw my BARE BUTT run into the hall as I explained to her what happened...she chuckled a little but got me something to wear and helped me track down my stuff.

I realize I was lucky she was so nice...but if it was YOU instead of her, what could YOU have said or done to make me more embarrassed??

2007-02-02 19:16:04 · 13 answers · asked by brian 1 in Polls & Surveys

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Dog Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.

The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

2007-02-02 19:16:03 · 5 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

My girlfriend and I got into a stupid fight ... We are dating for like 3 months ... she didnt have a job for the first month and a half and we spend every single day togheter....and i got used with it .... she started to work and now we dont see each other that often anymore ... and sometimes she goes out with her friends when i want her to go out with me and i get moody but i dont tell her not to go but she see's that im moody and then we fight about it .... she keeps telling me that im controling and it hurts cause im not that kind of a person i love her so much that i want to spend every second free with her ( i work 2 ).....I dont know what to do anymore because it hurts when she says that kind of stuff ... but i dont want a week to pass and no see her ( i work mostly from afternoon until at night and she works in the morning until the afternoon and at night she says that she is to tired to see me and thats why i get moody )

2007-02-02 19:15:46 · 11 answers · asked by mircea b 2 in Singles & Dating

Stay on this site for 24hrs straight if I asked nicely? Please...

2007-02-02 19:15:46 · 5 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

... the word car ;-)

2007-02-02 19:15:40 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Sapphire 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'd rather die five years younger and enjoy my food than to live five years longer to save some stupid cow.

2007-02-02 19:15:40 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

Will there ever be a way to display a person has reasonably normal mental functioning? and then use this display to compare to people with mental problems to see where the problem lies and then know how to treat it? (like a genetic blueprint or anything at all)
How does a person know they are mentally healthy? is there an actual feeling of security that a person feels is always with them that arises from mental balance? and when that feeling goes away its like an alarm going off that something is wrong in your head or imbalanced? I feel that my ocd drives me up the wall and my friends, although they do get stressed sometimes as normal people do, never appear to be bogged down by things, they can enjoy life and be happy. There has to be something to that. There has to be a way to say "hey look your brain is functioning normally on all levels, so you're good to go." they say a brain is like a computer, so wheres the programming code at? and how do we find the glitches? thank you.

2007-02-02 19:15:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

Has been on two rounds of antibiotics. Plus hydrocordone for coughing. Vet says he wants to do exploratory surgery. This will cost 1500.00 dollars to see if she has a foxtail in her lung. In this day and age you mean to tell me there is no machine that will show a foriegn object in a dogs lung? Also what else could it be like congestive heart failure. She is nine years old. I had a friend who had to have there dog on lasix when it got older. She is 2lbs overweight and I have her on diet food. DO you think this could be the cause too? She still is eating fine and running around. What about steroids like prednisone?
Thank you in advance for anyone who might be of help/
Jenaette

2007-02-02 19:15:37 · 2 answers · asked by jeanette t 2 in Respiratory Diseases