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There was a red head, brunette, and a blonde driving in a convertible car. They were driving to fast and flew over a gaurd rail and they landed in a river. The red head and the brunette float up to the surface. Why didn't the blonde?
-Her door was locked!
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There was a burnette sitting in the middle of the road singing 53 53 53 53. A blond comes out to where the burnette was and said, what are you doing? The burnette motioned her to sit down. The blonde did and started to sing with the burnette, 53 53 53 53. The burnette got up when the blonde was to caught up in singing and moved to the side of the road. A semi came speeding down the highway and the blonde was ran over. The burnette came back out, moved the dead blonde into the ditch. She sat down, and started to sing, 54 54 54 54.
b the way im blond 2 lol
2007-02-02 19:17:42 · 8 answers · asked by Cj : ) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha no no omg omg its funny hahahaha
2007-02-02 19:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a brunette,>> and the blond in your not so funny storry ,is too smart, can not unlock her locked door,and too dumb to float on the top down convertible car.It makes me cry of the tragedies of your 3 jokes.
2007-02-03 03:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.. I love the second one.. that's evil.. doesn't that brunette know we need dumb blondes so that people can see how smart us brunettes are?.. just kidding.. my best friend is blonde.. I swear she reminds me of Jessica Simpson, if she wasn't so cool, I swear I'd choke her sometimes.. â¥
2007-02-03 04:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... very nice ones.. cant stop laughing.. hahahaha
thanx for a laugh.. 10/10 & a star
2007-02-03 03:35:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Blonde Jokes!!!!!!!!!LOL
2007-02-06 22:36:33 · answer #5 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should do this for a living, the second is really good.
2007-02-03 04:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,,,
haha,,
seriously made me laugh,,
i got a joke--
man--where do we go for honey moon? switzerland or canada?
blonde--switzerland!!
man--ok,,then i will get the tickets to canada!!!
2007-02-03 03:36:13 · answer #7 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......hahaha........hahaha omg hahaha 10/10 & a star 4u
2007-02-06 09:15:47 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋