1) Don't be a sexist, broads hate that
2) 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
3) As I said before, I never repeat myself.
4) I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
5) Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
6) Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One.
7) $ex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
8) If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
9) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
10) Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
11) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
12) Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
13) A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
14) Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
15) Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
16) If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
2007-02-02
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