More funny one-liners.. if you don't like them.. don't read them :p?

Question

1) Don't be a sexist, broads hate that


2) 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


3) As I said before, I never repeat myself.


4) I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!


5) Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing


6) Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One.


7) $ex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training


8) If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.


9) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.


10) Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.


11) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.


12) Some people have a way with words, others not have way.


13) A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.


14) Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?


15) Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


16) If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Answer 1

LOL.. nice ones.. thanx

Answer 2

LOVED EVERY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i have a few....arent as funny but make u think.....
1) why is there a setting on toasters that makes toast so unbelievably burnt no human being would consume it
2) why is it if u blow in your dogs face he hates it but when u take him for a drive in the car he shoves his whole head out the window to feel the breeze?
3)when a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
4)why do banks charge a fee on innsufficient funds when they know there isnt enough
5)why do they used sterilised needles for death by leathal injection?
6)why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
7)how is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it was a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8)who was the 1st person to look at a chicken and say "see this chicken here?, I am going to eat the next thing that comes out of its bum"
9)why do people point at their wrist when asking the time but they dont point at their bum when asking where the closest toilet it?
and last of all
10)do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup??

hope u enjoy these

Answer 3

Good ones again.

Feminist chicks think I'm hot.

Answer 4

it do makes some sense in a certain way.. hehe... thx for da one-liners.. do put a smile on ma face yeh...

Answer 5

great.