A child was once asked by a teacher to write five sentences in English at home.
The boy went home and first asked his mother-"Mom, tell me a sentence in English."
"STUPID, can't you see I'm cooking?"
He asked the same to his brother, who was watching a cricket match. With his full attention on the match, he said-"WHAT A SHOT!!"
When he asked his sister, who was playing a video game, she said-"Batman, action man, GI JOE!"
When he was on his bus to school, the conductor said-"Ladies first."
Then his desperate eyes saw a board on a bank: "INTERNATIONAL POLITICAL PARTY-IPP"
When he went to school, his teacher asked-"Tell me the sentences."
"STUPID,can't you see I'm cooking?"
The teacher slapped him on the face.
"WHAT A SHOT!!"
The teacher draggs him to the principal, where the principal asks-
"Who do you think you are?"
"Batman, Action man, GI JOE!"
"Remove your shirt."
"Ladies first."
"Where did you learn all this?"
"International political party-IPP"
2007-01-28
02:08:46
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