A child was once asked by a teacher to write five sentences in English at home.
The boy went home and first asked his mother-"Mom, tell me a sentence in English."
"STUPID, can't you see I'm cooking?"
He asked the same to his brother, who was watching a cricket match. With his full attention on the match, he said-"WHAT A SHOT!!"
When he asked his sister, who was playing a video game, she said-"Batman, action man, GI JOE!"
When he was on his bus to school, the conductor said-"Ladies first."
Then his desperate eyes saw a board on a bank: "INTERNATIONAL POLITICAL PARTY-IPP"
When he went to school, his teacher asked-"Tell me the sentences."
"STUPID,can't you see I'm cooking?"
The teacher slapped him on the face.
"WHAT A SHOT!!"
The teacher draggs him to the principal, where the principal asks-
"Who do you think you are?"
"Batman, Action man, GI JOE!"
"Remove your shirt."
"Ladies first."
"Where did you learn all this?"
"International political party-IPP"
2007-01-28 02:08:46 · 18 answers · asked by Blaze 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol i have heard many versions of this but yours is the best one
2007-01-28 02:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by dolphingal01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only made me smile a little. I just can't figure out the logic in the teacher/principal telling him to remove his shirt. Maybe if he claimed to be Superman, since he wears his everyday clothes over his Superman outfit.
2007-01-28 10:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by Wendi lu who 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess it was funny, but the stupid part is that he carried on his five sentences even when he was at the principals.
2007-01-28 10:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by Evilblood4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats an ok one because why would a teacher ask him to take off his shirt??
2007-01-28 10:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by My Life is in Black and White 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. I've heard this joke lots of times before but in a diffrent way. It never gets old :D
2007-01-28 10:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke made me laugh a little, but still thx for the laugh.
2007-01-28 12:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Mi @m0r L@ UniC@♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real funny! Tell your friends about it!
2007-01-28 10:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2007-01-28 10:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA - I thought it was good to be stupid, but it wasn't.
Shame on me.
Good one 7.5/10
2007-01-28 10:15:00 · answer #9 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
2007-01-28 10:17:59 · answer #10 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋